OT Twitter fight! Twitter fight!

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nah, instead I'm going to ask him to join the forum so you guys can't insult him anymore.

Trying to raise membership? We'll all create alternative accounts.

 

[riverman]

Nah, instead I'm going to ask him to join the forum so you guys can't insult him anymore.

 

[H.C.]

You know I'm starting to think Canzano has stock in sportstwo.com.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Trying to raise membership? We'll all create alternative accounts.

bodyman5000 and 2?

 

[BBert]

My god Canzano is a dick. A very, very small one.

Aside from that, this seems like a transparent attempt to get someone, anyone, to listen to his radio show. Weak sauce man. Weak.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

bodyman5000 and 2?

I'd rather be snarfo

 

[julius]

Canzano to do list:

• Wake up and put on Disney princess dress: Check
• Create a fake controversy: Check
• Sound sanctimonious: Check
• Use controversy to promote crappy radio show: Check
• Point out that at least I HAVE a radio show when someone points about above item: Pending
• Host crappy radio show and feel smug and superior: Check
• Write sappy story about someone with cancer, point out that there is more to sports: Check

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Canzano to do list:

• Wake up and put on Disney princess dress: Check
• Create a fake controversy: Check
• Sound sanctimonious: Check
• Use controversy to promote crappy radio show: Check
• Point out that at least I HAVE a radio show when someone points about above item: Pending
• Host crappy radio show and feel smug and superior: Check
• Write sappy story about someone with cancer, point out that there is more to sports: Check

Hasn't he won some journalism awards? Just astounding to me.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hasn't he won some journalism awards? Just astounding to me.

Anyone ever watch Undercover Boss? My wife does and they always have an employee with a sick kid or something to exploit. It's not hard to find a sad story

 

[SIeepwalker]

It will take more than 3 first round picks to unload Canzano on another team

 

[riverman]

Hasn't he won some journalism awards? Just astounding to me.

The National Enquirer award for exaggerated fiction?

 

[Wizard Mentor]

It will take more than 3 first round picks to unload Canzano on another team

We unloaded Jabari, so there's hope!

 

[Scalma]

Honest question; how come he's never at any blazers games/practices/summer league? Did Neil ground him?

 

[BBert]

Honest question; how come he's never at any blazers games/practices/summer league? Did Neil ground him?

Noticed the subtle JQ jab about that. Well done JQ. Well done.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Hasn't he won some journalism awards? Just astounding to me.

Jamaal Magloire was once an All-Star.

 

[Schilly]

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Jamaal Magloire was once an All-Star.

Good point, except that JC has many awards:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Canzano#Awards_and_honors

Serious question: does he edit his own wiki page. It reads like a resume more than a regular wiki.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Or a can of baked beans, that way we keep the farting noises that he makes when he talks.

NOTE: Don't read this thread while eating chicken egg rolls for lunch at work-YOU MAY DIE!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Nah, instead I'm going to ask him to join the forum so you guys can't insult him anymore.

You're not that evil are you?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Good point, except that JC has many awards:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Canzano#Awards_and_honors

Serious question: does he edit his own wiki page. It reads like a resume more than a regular wiki.

Dude has bobblehead section on his wiki lol

 

[Natebishop3]

If Sly would stop promoting this boner, I could back to being blissfully unaware of anything he says.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

It will take more than 3 first round picks to unload Canzano on another team

If you could make Canzano move and never come back to Portland but the condition was Meyers was a Blazer for his entire career would you do it?

 

[Natebishop3]

If you could make Canzano move and never come back to Portland but the condition was Meyers was a Blazer for his entire career would you do it?

If people would just stop reading/listening to him, he'd leave on his own.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

If people would just stop reading/listening to him, he'd leave on his own.

Not when his wife is a lead news anchor in this city he won't.

 

[Natebishop3]

Not when his wife is a lead news anchor in this city he won't.

Eventually she'll wake up and realize he's a tool. It's only a matter of time.

 

[Chris Craig]

Nah, instead I'm going to ask him to join the forum so you guys can't insult him anymore.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Like thats gonna stop us.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Eventually she'll wake up and realize he's a tool. It's only a matter of time.

Is she Sleeping Beauty or Snow White?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

If you could make Canzano move and never come back to Portland but the condition was Meyers was a Blazer for his entire career would you do it?

Nope

 

[THE HCP]

I honestly can't believe not only do you guys READ these guys articles, but you follow them on twitter! What the hell do you get from that?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Color me twitterpated.

Or twitter-baited.