Two Vigilante Ninjas From New Jersey Try To Stop Drug Dealers, End Up Going To Jail

[GMJ]

That isn't one of them in the picture. That's a hot female ninja, completely unrelated to the story, but a highly appropriate graphic nonetheless. Anyway, 22-year old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year old Jesse Trojaniak were arrested in Clifton, New Jersey, for being the world's worst ninjas.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows. After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.
The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force."
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Wow. From an interview with one of the ninja failures:

First we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn't because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um, like hit and run approach, where we'd just run in there, slap the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible.​

Listen, I've got news for any of you would-be Shinobi warriors out there: If your stealthy mission is thwarted by a bush, guess what? You aren't a fucking ninja. Go home and nunchuck yourself in the vagina till you pass out.
Hit the jump for a picture of one of them, along with a link to the news video.

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[GMJ]

Re: Two Vigilante Ninjas From New Jersey Try To Stop Drug Dealers, End Up Going To Ja

Alright which one of you was it? Pegs!?

 

[soul driver]

Re: Two Vigilante Ninjas From New Jersey Try To Stop Drug Dealers, End Up Going To Ja

Interesting. Anyone hear about the Staten Island Ninja from earlier this year? (last year it may have been)
I wonder if there's any relation, though Clifton is quite far off. I always said to those about the SI Ninja: who said it's just ONE person?

 

[pegs]

Re: Two Vigilante Ninjas From New Jersey Try To Stop Drug Dealers, End Up Going To Ja

Alright which one of you was it? Pegs!?

Sorry, I'm still in Utica

I do aspire to be Batman someday, though. Except it'll be more like pegsman, and I'll dress up like a flying horse.

 

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