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Seems our company will be there soon. Just got off the phone with their prime minister and they want me to meet with their president. Our product saved their coco production and they want it on all their farms.

So excited!!!
 
Under Idi Amin, there were no laws against gays like now. Britain and the U.S. got rid of him, painting him as crazy.
 
magnifier661 said:
Seems our company will be there soon. Just got off the phone with their prime minister and they want me to meet with their president. Our product saved their coco production and they want it on all their farms.

So excited!!!
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Ask if he has any connections with Nigeria. I've been trading emails with this Nigerian prince who needs my help to get a large amount of money out of the country.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
Can I be your body guard?

hoop fam
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I didn't know you're black.

I did know that you want to get executed, though.

Well Mags, you have "arrived." You know what they say about Uganda. If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere.
 
It would be better to get your ebola immunity here before you go, by catching the quick death where you can be quarantined. And remember that AIDS is the leading cause of death, so don't poke your nose into the King's business.
 
Check out Victoria Falls on Lake Victoria. Many whites died fighting mosquitoes so you could enjoy the scenery, so by all means go and enjoy your remaining days.
 
Bring a machete in case you have to make a break for it. You're only 2000 miles from ocean, and if you're lucky you'll find an old trail Stanley & Livingston hacked down.
 
jlprk said:
I didn't know you're black.

I did know that you want to get executed, though.

Well Mags, you have "arrived." You know what they say about Uganda. If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere.
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I know places like Columbia, Haiti, Uganda or parts of the Middle East aren't "awesome locations". Remember I sell agricultural products. Uganda is the supplier for Hershey's chocolates.
 
magnifier661 said:
I know places like Columbia, Haiti, Uganda or parts of the Middle East aren't "awesome locations". Remember I sell agricultural products. Uganda is the supplier for Hershey's chocolates.
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What are your thoughts on Monsanto?
 
jlprk said:
I didn't know you're black.

I did know that you want to get executed, though.

Well Mags, you have "arrived." You know what they say about Uganda. If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere.
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I have experience in International situations. :MARIS61:
 
Give the President and Prime Minister some blazer gear, and get them to post on S2.

barfo
 
magnifier661 said:
Oh that would be awesome! I mean having a picture of them in blazer gear.
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What would be better is if you took some of those National Geographic type pictures of your wife and some native Ugandan women topless.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Ask if he has any connections with Nigeria. I've been trading emails with this Nigerian prince who needs my help to get a large amount of money out of the country.
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Well hell man! Offer to take it all.
 
Also, Mags, a pic of you and the president in Blazers gear would surely get on Wear in the World.
 
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