Under The Microscope - Answers - Kid Chocolae

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jan 16 2008, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. If you had the chance to visit any destination in the world, where would it be?
2. Who's is your favourite NBA player drafted over the last 3 years?
3. What's the deal with that Salad Fingers cartoon? What the hell is it supposed to mean?</div>

1) That would have to be Kyoto, Japan.

2) That's an easy one. My favorite NBA player in total, of course: Andrew Bogut!

3) Salad Fingers: Me and my friends found out about it one night about 2-3 years ago, when we were probably hammered, and found it amusing, because it was so creepy. I like that kinda stuff though, as you can imaging I can be a creepy dude sometimes, so it's right up my alley.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JCB @ Jan 16 2008, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1) How good is Knowshon Moreno?
2) Where will Terrelle Pryor go to school?
3) Better player: Magic or Bird? (I already know the answer, just ran out of questions at the moment)</div>

1) Best RB @ UGA since Herschel Walker. Future Heisman winner.

2) Unfortunately, I think he'll wind up @ OSU.

3)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Jan 16 2008, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. You can either have a baby covered in chocolate, or do any tranny. Which option do you pick?
2. Are you sure you're not black?
3. Would you be happier if: the Nets won a championship, the Mets won the WS, or the NFL folded?</div>

1) Pre-op or post-op tranny?

2) See answer to JCB's question #3.

3) I'd exclude the NFL being folded, because even though I don't have a favorite team, I don't hate the league. I just don't care for football. I'd probably get more joy out of a Mets WS, because my whole family is Mets fans.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jan 16 2008, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1) Finish this sentence: "A rose by any other name would be _________ "
2) If you had to pick your personal anthem, would you rather have "Oochi Wallie" by Nas + QB's Finest, or "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada?
3) Hypothetically, you're spooning Ric Bucher to The Notebook. Is it a faux pas to start crying at the emotional moments?</div>

1) A rose by any other name would be <u>the gayest question that was given to me, thus far.

</u>2) Oochie Wallie

"you hypnotized
on how my long d*ck stretch your insides"

3) No. That's a very emotional situation, and I'm sure Ric would understand. One question fired back at you though: Is Hubie Brown's corpse in the room?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shapecity @ Jan 16 2008, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. Would you eat cloned food?

2. Write me a Haiku on Buck Williams

3. What is something you want to achieve before you die?</div>

1) Yes, as long as it's not unhealthy, wtf do I care?!

2) See Buck score, rebound
See Buck's goggles on Portland
An old-school player

3) To run with the bulls @ the festival de San Fermin in Spain.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Jan 16 2008, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. When would you rather watch, 24 straight hours of Shakira videos with the volume on full blast (and you can't turn it down) or 24 straight hours of Star Wars?
2. Which frightens you the most, ending up like ghoti, ending up like dumpy or ending up like cpawfan and why?
3. Which of the Philly Big 5 schools do you dislike the most and why?</div>

1) Shakira, then I'd have my pants down, touching myself.

2) Well, ending up like any of you three would suck, but I'd have to pick Dumpy, all his stats and numbers would take a toll on me.

3) UPenn. They have the dirtiest looking bball team by far. They just always seem to pick the nastiest looking dudes who reek and play them. I don't mind Nova, even though a lot of people here do because they are our "rivals" (even though they torch our ass), plus I like the Big East. I've never hated Temple, always liked the matchup zone. La Salle is relevant. Penn just blows.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ed the Decider @ Jan 16 2008, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What video do you find better, 2 Chicks 1 Cup or 2 Chicks 1 Finger?
Who would you like to take a turd on?
Whats your favourite movie?</div>

1) 2 Chicks, my finger

2) Michael Moore

3) Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jan 17 2008, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. If you had to pick Jamario Moon or Sean Williams, who would you pick?But Sean Williams is high as **** and Jamario Moon is as jacked as LeBron James.

2. What is sexier? Jessica Simpson in nothing but a white T-Shirt and a white thong pouring water on herself about to take you on a wild adventure in to the Kama Sutra or Sean Williams blocking Kevin Garnett in to the 5th row in the 7th game of the NBA finals

3. How came I'm the sexiest Raptor poster on this board?</div>

1) Jamario Moon, your situation makes it an obvious choice.

2) Well, basketball doesn't make my penis hard, so I'd go with Jessica Simpson.

3) Because all the other Raptor's posters are mongoloids.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jumpman @ Jan 17 2008, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. BG7Lavigne or vcTmac24?

2. Saer Sene or Aaron Gray?

3. What meal would you choose if it was your last before you die?</div>

1) Neither.

2) They both suck, but I'd take Saer Sene for his *length*

3) A manwich (sloppy joe) infused with bacon.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jan 18 2008, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Whats your favorite alcohol drink?

Do you ever get high?

Whats the worst thing you ever did in your life? The best?</div>

1) Beer - Natural Light! Actually if I had unlimited funds it would be something much better quality wise, but I don't have any specific high class beer.

2) Crystal Meth, all day.

I'll stay with the sticky green.

3) Worst thing: I can't really think of ever doing something awful to anyone, but I did just have a dream that I gave some kid a vertical suplex. Best thing will be graduating college in a couple months.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jan 18 2008, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. Do you think an All-Star caliber player will be moved by this year's trading deadline?

2. Gerald Green and Jamario Moon are the only current locks for this year's dunk contest. What other two contestants would you like to see (remember, they can't be more than a 3-year veteran).

3. Brian Scalabrine's love handles or Big Baby's junk in the trunk?</div>

1) Nope. I never expect a big name to get moved, so why change my thinking now?

2) Rudy Gay (Yes, he got picked!), and Sean Williams.

3) I think Big Baby has junk in the trunk is really because he is just wearing a diaper, so I'll go with Scalabrine's love handles.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (downunderwonder @ Jan 18 2008, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Sup J...

1; What are the 5 albums you would take to a desert island

2; If you could put together a 3 act tour (dj's, bands, MC's) who would they be?

3; If you could become an NBA player, (we're talking fairy godmother here), whos skills would you take, and what heeight and weight would you be, given the bigger you were the lower the chance of having a normal life...

Love your work buddy, thanx for dragging me away from -----.net</div>

1) Deltron 3030 - Deltron 3030, Eric B & Rakim - Paid in Full, Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek - Reflection Eternal, EPMD - Strictly Business, and Alicia Keys - Songs in A Minor

2) Just gonna throw some names out here:

DJ - DJ Premier (best scratcher in the biz), Eric B
Beat Boxers - Rahzel and Biz Markie
MC's - Big Daddy Kane, Snoop Dogg, Rakim
Bands - Earth Wind & Fire, Boogie Down Productions

3) Baron Davis. How could it not be fun to have his skills?


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182 @ Jan 18 2008, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Jessica Alba (with herpes) or Carrie Underwood?

Who do you like the most out of: Jizzy, BlackRepublican, BG7 Lavigne, or anyone that likes Bynum?

WTF?</div>

1) Does Alba have butt herpes?

2) Black Republican since the time he told me that Jarkid kidnaps babies and f*cks them in the ass.

3) wtf, mate?


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Jan 18 2008, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. How do you respond to 1. d4?
2. You are the GM of an NBA team with one player under contract. He is Jason Collins. The owner insists that Collins plays 25 minutes a night. How do you fill the rest of the team, while keeping under the salary cap?
3. Who is your favorite philosopher, and why?</div>


1) With a slap to the face.

2) I bomb the years until Collins is a free agent, and then start over.

3) Renee Descartes.

"I think, therefore Jeff"


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Jan 19 2008, 09:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>(1) fifty years from now, when you look back on your life, what is the one thing you would most regret not doing?
(2) what is your ethnicity?
(3) what is your (somewhat realistic) dream job?</div>

1) Climbing Mount Fuji

2) 100% Polish. I don't speak a word, have dark hair and dark eyes though. I'm just a normal American male.

3) To be a day-trader.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jan 19 2008, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>oh hell no. If dumpy gets to ask 6 then i'm throwing down another round smile.gif

1) Natty Light is no longer being manufactured. What will become your new drink of choice?
2) I'll need to know your favorite College basketball player, please.
3) Who would make a better NBA coach: Pat Sullivan or Billy Donovan?</div>

1) V-8. Not the splash kind, just hte normal stuff.

2) JJ Hickson is definately my favorite frosh. I also like: Kyle Weaver (Wazzou), Eric Gordon & DJ White (Indiana).

3) Billy Donovan, he's so smooth.


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Jan 19 2008, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If Jigga can ask six, then surely I can ask nine:

(1) What are you majoring in?
(2) What are your three favorite movies that were made before 1980?
(3) Name five places outside the U.S. that you'd most like to see before you die, and explain why.</div>

1) Management, Business Administration

2) Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, King Kong (the original, obviously)


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kidd @ Jan 20 2008, 05:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. Kid Chocolate? Why not Chocolate Kid?
2. If you could meet anyone from this forum in person, who would it be and why?
3. Is this fun?</div>

1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Chocolate

2) Jizzy, so I could punch him in the face...hard.

3) It's been a blast!





<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jan 23 2008, 03:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Alright I'm ready to see what this guy has to say. One more day to get questions in?


Here's one:

1) Favorite poster: Kweli109 or Kid Chocolate?</div>

1) Who is kweli109?




It's been a pleasure, so thanks to everyone, and go f*ck yourselves!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Jan 24 2008, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Jan 16 2008, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1. When would you rather watch, 24 straight hours of Shakira videos with the volume on full blast (and you can't turn it down) or 24 straight hours of Star Wars?
2. Which frightens you the most, ending up like ghoti, ending up like dumpy or ending up like cpawfan and why?
3. Which of the Philly Big 5 schools do you dislike the most and why?</div>

1) Shakira, then I'd have my pants down, touching myself.

2) Well, ending up like any of you three would suck, but I'd have to pick Dumpy, all his stats and numbers would take a toll on me.

3) UPenn. They have the dirtiest looking bball team by far. They just always seem to pick the nastiest looking dudes who reek and play them. I don't mind Nova, even though a lot of people here do because they are our "rivals" (even though they torch our ass), plus I like the Big East. I've never hated Temple, always liked the matchup zone. La Salle is relevant. Penn just blows.
</div>

o.0
Everything I know is a lie!

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>One question fired back at you though: Is Hubie Brown's corpse in the room?</div>

I have no rebuttal and therefore concede my argument!

edit: oh yeah, wtf is up with you wearing pants now?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I'll make this easy on you.

It's a threesome, with one pre, and one post.

 

[pegs]

Can herpes be cured? Jessica Alba will always have Herpes.

Carrie Underwood, on the other hand, does not. She is a sweet, innocent girl. Who has never had sex. Ever.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jan 26 2008, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Can herpes be cured? Jessica Alba will always have Herpes.

Carrie Underwood, on the other hand, does not. She is a sweet, innocent girl. Who has never had sex. Ever.</div>
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[Big Frame]

When is the UTM for GMJigga?

 

[GMJ]

haha bring your worst biatches!