Under The Microscope: Barfo

[Big Frame]

Why are you answering them right away, and not waiting the two weeks like normal?

 

[barfo]

Why are you answering them right away, and not waiting the two weeks like normal?

I post to the beat of my own drummer.

barfo

 

[Mamba]

if you had vagina. would u be slut?


if you liked penis, would u be slut?

if kobe got traded to blazers, u be happy?

 

[huevonkiller]

Movie suggestions? :O

 

[barfo]

if you had vagina. would u be slut?

Likely.

if you liked penis, would u be slut?

I like mine, does that count?

if kobe got traded to blazers, u be happy?

it would take me quite awhile to adjust to that.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Movie suggestions? :O

Bring a flask.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Why is Mamba so good with words?

It's either nature or nurture, one of the two.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Want a clap?

More than the clap.

barfo

 

[Mamba]

cani buy u a drank?

huevon buy you a drank?

you take free alcohol?

 

[barfo]

cani buy u a drank?

Anytime.

huevon buy you a drank?

Not yet.

you take free alcohol?

Of course.

barfo

 

[Mamba]

fav drink?

fav food?

fav food when drunk?

 

[barfo]

fav drink?

single malt scotch

fav food?

I had spaghetti with spearfish and horsebeans for lunch today. It was pretty good.

fav food when drunk?

cold pizza?

barfo

 

[Mamba]

what kind of scotch?

 

[barfo]

what kind of scotch?

I'm particularly fond of Islay brands. The really peaty ones like Laphroaig.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Why barfo and not puko?

And what did you do to the other marx brothers?

 

[barfo]

Why barfo and not puko?

Hard to say. The story is, my momma had morning sickness a lot, hence barfo.

And what did you do to the other marx brothers?

poked them in the eyes and bopped them on the head.
Or was that what I did to little bunny foo-foo?

barfo

 

[drexlersdad]

how many times have you been arrested, and for what?

ever thrown up on a girls vagina?

when was the last time you watched the wall on acid?

 

[barfo]

how many times have you been arrested, and for what?

I've been caught, but never arrested.

ever thrown up on a girls vagina?

No.

when was the last time you watched the wall on acid?

What does time really mean, and does it taste like strawberries?

barfo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What is a pet peeve of yours?

Do you know what a wanker is? Is Mamba a wanker? If yes, state why.

Thoughts on Mikey J.?

 

[drexlersdad]

do the schnozzberries really taste like schnozzberries?

what is the square root of barfo?

who would you love to choke to death?

if you had alopecia totalis, would you wear a pubic hair wig?

 

[barfo]

What is a pet peeve of yours?

mispeling.

Do you know what a wanker is? Is Mamba a wanker? If yes, state why.

Mook is the wanker.

Thoughts on Mikey J.?

I didn't realize until yesterday that anyone actually cared about him.

barfo

 

[barfo]

do the schnozzberries really taste like schnozzberries?

There is a 37% likelihood that they do.

what is the square root of barfo?

barfo

who would you love to choke to death?

Michael Jackson - he wouldn't put up much of a struggle.

if you had alopecia totalis, would you wear a pubic hair wig?

I would absolutely wear a merkin.

barfo