Under The Microscope : BasX

[gambitnut]

Same rules. Three questions at a time, BasX can decline to answer any question(s) and BasX will answer in two, and that is two, weeks.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Haha, I like the "two, and that is two, weeks."

I'll ask questions later.

 

[Big Frame]

Are you going to wait the full 2 weeks, or are you going to pull a Main Event?

 

[BasX]

I will answer in 2 weeks, now questions please

 

[Master Shake]

Should of been me...

1. Why did you take my spot in UTM? I thought we were friends?

2. How come you like the Jayhawks and Flyers? Kinda odd teams to like when you live in Niagara, no?

3. You just woke up, and you have morning wood. You're at your buddies house and you walk to go to the bathroom and his girlfriend steps out and sees your luscious chest-pube hairs, going down to your ball fro, with your 1-eyed solider full out. She precedes to grab it and suck it violently, do you let her continue?

4. You're at a party talking to a chick and she farts, but makes it subtle. You know she let one go, but you want to squirt your man gravy all over her chest. She gets enough drinks in her, and she takes you up to her room. On the way up, you here a little squeak come out of her ass, and you smell corn mixed with pickle. Now, she says, "Geoff, I love when guys go ass to mouth. And if you go ass to mouth, I'll let you squirt on my chest as many times as you want, whenever you want for the rest of your life". Do you go ass to mouth?

5. Do not look at this question till you are done the previous one..........


Now, do you think it's ever okay to go ass to mouth?

6. You're best buddy is having a party and you're invited in to the hot tub. Now, you need to change so you go up stairs to change in to your speedo. While up there, you walk past his room and you see his girlfriend with a dildo the size of the Blazer board. She's screaming your name. What do you do?

7. Please, if you flew through these in like a minute, go back and really think about it. This are some seriously mind provoking questions. Don't let us down.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Are you going to wait the full 2 weeks, or are you going to pull a Main Event?

Dick move.

 

[BasX]

C'mon guys....

 

[DaRizzle]

4. You're at a party talking to a chick and she farts, but makes it subtle. You know she let one go, but you want to squirt your man gravy all over her chest. She gets enough drinks in her, and she takes you up to her room. On the way up, you here a little squeak come out of her ass, and you smell corn mixed with pickle. Now, she says, "Geoff, I love when guys go ass to mouth. And if you go ass to mouth, I'll let you squirt on my chest as many times as you want, whenever you want for the rest of your life". Do you go ass to mouth?

Wow...The funny part is you took your time to make that up...wow, lol

1. Spit or Swallow?

2. Pair of Steelers season tixs anywhere in stadium or $30,000 cash? (cant sell your tix)

3. Tits or Ass?

 

[bbwMax]

USA Or England?

Why did you leave as mod anyway?

How much does JE suck?

 

[JE]

Would you root for the Bills if they moved to Toronto?

Have you ever jerked it to a girl's myspace/facebook pictures?

S2 shuts down. What site do you post at?

Do you personally know anyone who does hard deals?

If I made my own Celtics message board (which I am loosely considering), would you register and post?

Favorite 'radio-friendly' album?

Duckman offers you $200,000 to swallow his man-juice. Do you accept?

Main Event offers you $200,000 to give him a rim-job. Do you accept?

Main Event wants to give you a rim-job. Do you let him?

Favorite Jackass guy?

Favorite U.S. city?

Guess what I am listening to right now.

Where is Assfar?

Why is his name Assfar?

Would you edit me if I called someone a donkey raping shit-eater in one of the forums you mod?

Have you ever hallucinated?

Favorite album that was recorded/released before you were born?

Do you wear glasses?

Have you peed on a restaurant's door after they refused to let you use the bathroom?

Why do you use 'u' in words that don't have u's (color, favorite, etc.), knowing full well that you and Duckman look uber-retarded when you do it?

Do you like Halo?

NBA live or NBA 2k?

Where do the Steelers sit in the NFL pecking order as of right now?

Should the Bucs sign Rex Grossman?

Do you like taffy?

You have two children, an axe-murderer comes to your house and says that you have to watch one of them be killed with an axe-shot to the face. Which child do you surrender?

Is Tyler Perry funny?

Is Tyler Perry gay?

Is Tyler Perry's Madea films a waste of everything?

Do you like bongo drums?

Better franchise... New England Patriots or San Antonio Spurs?

Which curse do you find yourself saying more... shit or fuck?

What's the funniest insult you've ever heard?

Do you think its retarded that Judd Apatow is directing a movie with both Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, but there's going to be more 'dramatic elements' involved?

What's a hypotneuse?

Both you and Duckman drink a whole bottle of ipicac. Who goes longer without throwing up?

Why did Hudge ask that question?

 

[Hudge]

Why can people be such possesive fucks over things that aren't even theres, I mean, when someone gives something to someone, and then that second person goes and gives it to someone else, or when someone gets rid of something, and someone else gets it somehow, I dunno, via a second hand shop or something, and they throw a big fucking hissy, I mean, FFFFUUUUUUUUUU?

Generic Questions:

Opinions on:
Me
Chris Long
Chuck Norris
Tech N9ne

Kid Cudi: Why?

Random Quasi-hot girl asks you for sex, what do you say (I'm thinking STIs/ girlfriends reaction)

My first question: what's everyone's problem with it?

Jade Goody, pity or die quietly, or have you not heard of her?

Pittsburgh, why?

South Park or Family Guy (or anything else)

The game, you just lost it, how do you feel?

How many other boards have you registered at under the name "BasX"?

 

[BasX]

why can people be such possesive fucks over things that aren't even theres, i mean, when someone gives something to someone, and then that second person goes and gives it to someone else, or when someone gets rid of something, and someone else gets it somehow, and they throw a big fucking hissy, i mean, ffffuuuuuuuuuu?

.. What the fuck!?!?!?!

 

[Trip]

How do you like Cupolo's?

 

[kobimel]

1. What do you miss the most about the good ole' fantasy draft days?
2. One word to describe MuZza...be creative!
3. Favorite fantasy draft experience/memory.
4. Which member(s) of those drafts do you miss the most? Which one(s) do you NOT miss at all?
5. Stayed in contact with any of those guys?
6. Be honest: have you ever truly had bagged milk in your fridge?
7. The Raptors have a pretty good team on paper but suck horribly. Why?
8. Would you be against bringing Ettore Messina to Toronto?
9. Bargnani's potential?
10. When (if ever) will the Raptors be relevant again?

 

[gambitnut]

What is your second favorite NBA team?

Who is your favorite Blazer?

Can people not read or not count to three?

 

[bbwMax]

What is your favourite football(soccer) team?
Who is you favourite football(soccer) player?
WTF is up with Hudge's first question???

 

[Hudge]

More!
I want to break something, suggestions?
Instruments? Any good?
Rugby, yes or no?
Ginger people, good/ bad/ no particular opinion?
What do I have to do to get voted for in this thing?
What happened to Brian?

 

[Mamba]

1) You think you'll repeat as Super Bowl champs?

2) Lakers, Celtics, or Cavs?

3) You and I in a tag team match against any one on this site, who are we fighting?

 

[kobimel]

11. Your opinion of Texas?

 

[Big Frame]

Why do the Steelers suck?

Do you think the Lions will win a game next year?

Have you ever wanted to go down the falls in a barrel?

 

[Master Shake]

8. You just walked in to a strip club and you sit down. The bartender comes over and asks if you like a drink. You ask for a Blue, but she gives you a Coors Light. You don't want to cause to much trouble, so you decide to drink it. Next, you ask for a Jack & Coke. She gives you a White Russian. You're pretty pissed because White Russians give you gas. Now, you see she leaves the bar and gets on stage. She does both bar and strip. She asks if you would like a lap dance, and you agree. Now, you're in a room with her and she is rubbing her ass on your pants. You're pissed about your drink and service. Would you make her pay by grabbing her and farting in her face till she passes out or let it go like a little girl?

 

[huevonkiller]

1. What are your thoughts on the global economic crisis and how would you address it?

2. Were you inspired by Malcolm X?

3. How much would you require from a suitor to attend a reasonably/moderately enjoyable sweet 16 party in Cuba? Imagine yourself as a semi-celebrity, or rather popular fellow I'm saying.

4. Suggest some places to visit in Canada.

5. Favorite painters ever and could you cite some of their work?

6. Your favorite e-thug is?

7. Who do you consider to be the most underrated actor/actress out there and why exactly?

8. Biggest Cancers in Canada? Interpret that as you wish.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

8. You just walked in to a strip club and you sit down. The bartender comes over and asks if you like a drink. You ask for a Blue, but she gives you a Coors Light. You don't want to cause to much trouble, so you decide to drink it. Next, you ask for a Jack & Coke. She gives you a White Russian. You're pretty pissed because White Russians give you gas. Now, you see she leaves the bar and gets on stage. She does both bar and strip. She asks if you would like a lap dance, and you agree. Now, you're in a room with her and she is rubbing her ass on your pants. You're pissed about your drink and service. Would you make her pay by grabbing her and farting in her face till she passes out or let it go like a little girl?

I'm not sure the drink order will be going through his head there... Unless he's gay.

 

[Master Shake]

9. The world is about to explode in 24 hours. What do you do? (List in order from when you wake up to the explosion.)

 

[kobimel]

What is your second favorite NBA team?

Who is your favorite Blazer?

Can people not read or not count to three?

I don't think anyone minds the numerous questions. I'm for deleting that guideline, since nobody seems to follow it anyway and those answering them don't mind.

 

[Hudge]

Why, whenever you 'win' does one part of you always 'lose'?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I don't think anyone minds the numerous questions. I'm for deleting that guideline, since nobody seems to follow it anyway and those answering them don't mind.

Agreed.

 

[Hudge]

What did you give up for lent?

 

[BasX]

Thanks for all the questions, i have two essays due Wednesday during the day so all my answers will be posted that night.

 

[BasX]

FUCK, tomorrow night. FUCK.