Understanding the Bible

[MarAzul]

In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!
For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:
• Same-sex Marriage
• Legalized Marijuana

The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the
same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

Ha! I just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.

 

[Denny Crane]

That's awesome!

 

[magnifier661]

Lmao!!!! I like it

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I've head that one, pretty damn funny

 

[Denny Crane]

I've head that one, pretty damn funny

You mean he didn't come up with that on his own?


Booooooooo!

 

[oldguy]

In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!
For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:
• Same-sex Marriage
• Legalized Marijuana

The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the
same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

Ha! I just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.

It is pretty funny. It's also not what Leviticus 20:13 says in any version I've seen.

Go Blazers

 

[Denny Crane]

It is pretty funny. It's also not what Leviticus 20:13 says in any version I've seen.

Go Blazers

20:13 => 2013

 

[MarAzul]

Well Yeah is does, sort of... if you assume stoned is involved here.


Leviticus|20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them
have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be]
upon them.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Well Yeah is does, sort of... if you assume stoned is involved here.


Leviticus|20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them
have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be]
upon them.

No, that's WAY different.