Unwanted penis tattooed on man's back

[DUB]

Unwanted penis tattooed on man's back

A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate’s back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.
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It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo.

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him.

‘‘The victim wasn’t interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons,’’ Detective Malcolm told the Queensland Times today.

‘‘The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good.’

‘‘He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

‘‘When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I dont think it’s the tattoo you were after’.’’

 

[Natebishop3]

Harsh.

 

[DUB]

I like the quote from the house mate.

I don't think it’s the tattoo you were after

Almost like she was careful not to hurt his feelings, just in case it really was the tattoo he was after.

 

[Ed O]

Some guys can't even tell when someone's putting a penis on their back, I guess.

Ed O.

 

[maxiep]

Lesson to all: Don't get into an argument with your tattoo artist right before a session.

 

[barfo]

Lesson to all: Don't get into an argument with your tattoo artist right before a session.

Or your acupuncturist, or your brain surgeon, or really anyone who is about to stick sharp things into your body.
Is someone who draws a penis on your back an "artist"? I like that he misspelled the slur. That's a nice touch.

barfo

 

[BlayZa]

these are not the tattoos you are looking for....

still, compared to what he wanted... "Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons" it's a toss up as to what is actually worse.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Pics of this shit definitely didn't happen.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

This one is hard to believe. Who would not look at a tattoo after getting it?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

well, at least its better than a butterfly tatoo.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

well, at least its better than a butterfly tatoo.

Says the guy with the penis tattoo on his back

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think girls would want to fuck you out of sheer curiosity.