One foggy night, an Oregon State fan and an Oregon fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Corvallis. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Oregon fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Beaver fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Oregon fan walks over to the Beaver fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Beaver fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Beaver fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Duck fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Duck fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Duck fan hands it back to the Beaver fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Beaver fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
props to both people on these.. some of these were pretty good.
nice! I like that one!
