UO/OSU Joke for 11/17/09

[Haakzilla]

to the Ducks capping another "Choke"vember this weekend...damn, at least the CW is played in December

 

[Wheels]

to the Ducks capping another "Choke"vember this weekend...damn, at least the CW is played in December

can I ask you.. in all seriousness.. They finished strong and in the top 10 last year. Where was the choke job?

 

[Haakzilla]

can I ask you.. in all seriousness.. They finished strong and in the top 10 last year. Where was the choke job?

...since 2002

 

[Wheels]

...since 2002

ah gotcha.. so its like the same as a "choke"tember but in november.

 

[Eastoff]

to the Ducks capping another "Choke"vember this weekend...damn, at least the CW is played in December

do you realize if the ducks lose this week, then OSU has no shot of winning the pac-10 title?

edit: sorry, I should have said, if the ducks win, then OSU has a shot of winning the pac-10 title.

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Q- Why did they have to install Field Turf in Reser Stadium?

A- To Keep their Cheerleaders from grazing on the field

WOW, no that made me actually LOL

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Q- Why did they have to install Field Turf in Reser Stadium?

A- To Keep their Cheerleaders from grazing on the field

Easily, the best one so far.

 

[Wheels]

WOW, no that made me actually LOL

if there is one thing that can bring us together... its jokes that can be applied to the OTHER team as well. Since Autzen has Turf as well. You can switch that joke right back around with your friends about UO

 

[Wheels]

How do you keep a bunch of morons in suspense?

I'll tell the Duck fans tomorrow...

still waiting dammit!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

still waiting dammit!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Easily, the best one so far.

And the oldest...

 

[yakbladder]

Q. If you see a UO football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A. It could be your bicycle.


Two gentlemen were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:

"Here lies Bill Richards, a good man and an Oregon fan."

So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"


Q: What do you call a drug ring in Eugene?

A: A huddle.


Q: Four University of Oregon players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

 

[Wheels]

Q. If you see a UO football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A. It could be your bicycle.


Two gentlemen were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:

"Here lies Bill Richards, a good man and an Oregon fan."

So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"


Q: What do you call a drug ring in Eugene?

A: A huddle.


Q: Four University of Oregon players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

I've heard the police one abou tother races but hadnt heard the others... nice ones Yak

 

[Eastoff]

what do you call a football player caught with a gay sheep in his car?

the news in corvallis

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Q. If you see a UO football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A. It could be your bicycle.

Funny!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

bump

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'll regret this as this isn't my kind of joke, but.....................

Q. What does a bowling ball and an OSU cheerleader have in common?

A. They both get fingered, thrown in ther gutter, but come back for more.

 

[alex42083]

Why do Beaver fans wear orange?

So they can root for their team on Saturday, go huntin' on Sunday and pick up trash by the roadside the rest of the week.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Eugene, the only place on earth where you'll find more female armpit hair then male facial hair.

 

[Wheels]

Why do Beaver fans wear orange?

So they can root for their team on Saturday, go huntin' on Sunday and pick up trash by the roadside the rest of the week.

were you the one who sent that in to Wheels at Work yesterday? that was one of the few I hadnt heard before yesterday.

 

[alex42083]

were you the one who sent that in to Wheels at Work yesterday? that was one of the few I hadnt heard before yesterday.

haha no. I heard it as well, and it was one the few that I hadn't heard before either, so it stuck with me and it made me laugh. Might as well post it here!

 

[Wheels]

haha no. I heard it as well, and it was one the few that I hadn't heard before either, so it stuck with me and it made me laugh. Might as well post it here!

no prob was just gonna give you props if you were the guy who made me lol on my lunch break yesterday. Oh well Props anyway!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Why do Beaver fans wear orange?

So they can root for their team on Saturday, go huntin' on Sunday and pick up trash by the roadside the rest of the week.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!