USA Basketball Team forgoes Olympic Lodgings for Cruise Liner

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/usa-basketball-teams-staying-cruise-003000254.html



The USA men's and Women's basketball teams are forgoing the Olympic village Lodgings provided by Rio to stay on a cruise ship with every amenity known to man...big suprise

 

[Haakzilla]

on a cruise ship with every amenity known to man...

...prostitution is legal in international waters, right?!

 

[Chris Craig]

...prostitution is legal in international waters, right?!

When I said all amenities....I meant all amenities

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Smart, except for letting it be known.

 

[Chris Craig]

Smart, except for letting it be known.

You think they care

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You think they care

When their ship gets hijacked they will.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh, you thought I meant for publicity. Don't give a shit about that. People can be jealous all they want, having a cruise ship filled with 1 billion dollars worth of athletes might be an attractive target.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Um... duh?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I WONDER IF THE MALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS.

 

[Chris Craig]

I WONDER IF THE MALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS.

Wow

 

[Chris Craig]

I WONDER IF THE MALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS.

Maybe they will play basketball

 

[Chris Craig]

When their ship gets hijacked they will.

Well at least no one from the Blazers went...won't affect us much

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Maybe they will play basketball

THE OLYMPICS IS JUST A BIG FUCK FEST OF ALPHA LEVEL ATHLETES IN THE BEST SHAPE OF THEIR LIVES.

 

[Chris Craig]

When their ship gets hijacked they will.

They are protected by armed police boats, a bulletproof glass fence, and a police scanner...so basically the only thing stopping terrorists is cops who are probably corrupt or at least corruptable...scary

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

They are protected by armed police boats, a bulletproof glass fence, and a police scanner...so basically the only thing stopping terrorists is cops who are probably corrupt or at least corruptable...scary

So nothing is stopping anyone. I'm sure they'll be fine, just wouldn't advertise shit.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Well at least no one from the Blazers went...won't affect us much

It might. I mean, we'd probably move up in the standings......

 

[blue32]

Well, you guys all wondered why HCP was going down there... Duh, it's to clean the shitters on that boat!

 

[THE HCP]

Non story. Started doing that is '92 in Portland at The Tournament of the Americas. Been doing it ever since.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Well, you guys all wondered why HCP was going down there... Duh, it's to clean the shitters on that boat!

If he gets to use the ones he is cleaning that will be like one step forward and two steps back.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Non story. Started doing that is '92 in Portland at The Tournament of the Americas. Been doing it ever since.

Giving free handjobs? But what does that have to do with their accommodations?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well, you guys all wondered why HCP was going down there... Duh, it's to clean the shitters on that boat!

Did they put a sand beach on the boat?

 

[Chris Craig]

Well, you guys all wondered why HCP was going down there... Duh, it's to clean the shitters on that boat!

Non story. Started doing that is '92 in Portland at The Tournament of the Americas. Been doing it ever since.

You been cleaning the shitters on the USA basketball cruise ship since 92'...damn!

 

[BigGameDamian]

I WONDER IF THE MALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYERS.

Never know, maybe some guy on guy and women on women action.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Never know, maybe some guy on guy and women on women action.

Throw on a little Clinton News Network and start scissoring for 17% less pay than if men were sword fighting.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Never know, maybe some guy on guy and women on women action.

Yes.