UTM - Answers - The Joker

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Jigga:
Why do you have such an affinity for pop music? I'm talking about Jojo and JT.
Master Shake makes it seem like I love them, which isn’t the case. I’m not a fan of Jojo, at all. I used her song in my video because I thought it would make the video funny. You know…a guy performing it and all. As for JT; I like his songs. Not a big deal, really. (Unless you’re a homo like Shake)

What gives you FEAR?
What gives me fear? Hm…probably not accomplishing my goals. But why do I have a feeling you’re looking for a different answer?

Give me a realistic trade that improves the Nets without splitting up the big three.
Is there one? You could bolster up the bench, perhaps trading Magloire for Rasual Butler, but would that really change the
way the Nets have been playing. It all starts with the big three. They are much more of a factor than anyone else[/b]</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Hawksss:
Who's your favorite porn star?
It's between Julia Bond and Ashlynn Brooke. Bond has it by a hair (btw Brooke resembles Elisha Cuthbert, a bit.)

How much porn do you watch in a week?
Not much. I'm no longer at that age where porn is a need, especially since you can find it anywhere.

Who your favorite Nets player?
Sean Williams.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>peggy:
Would you describe your dream girl?
Yes. She has to be fun and outgoing. It’s important she understands sexual jokes, because that’s a big thing with me. As for looks, she doesn’t have to be a model, but not a ugly-looking creature, either.


What's your three favorite artists?
I don’t really have any favs. I’ll listen to whoever’s good.

Could you describe your personal highlight when playing basketball (with friends, school, etc)?
I haven’t played basketball in a while, due to the crappy weather, but I like my crossover from time to time. I’m no AI, but once in a while I might shake off my defender real nice. You know, make him stumble up a bit. On the fastbreak, I might give my teammate a nice Jason Kidd pass. Unfortunately, since I haven’t played for so long, I might have lost A LOT of my moves.

I hope I answered your question.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Jiggy:
Which poster does this most remind you of?
You got me stumped.</div>

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Biggy:

why am I never even on the polls for these things?
Don't worry, you will be. Everybody will get their chance.


who are 3 people you would like to get stuck on a Island with?
This is a hard one. Maybe Jim Carrey, he'd keep you entertained on the Island. He did afterall help Tupac laugh and smile while he was in prison. Julia Bond? Or somebody I can have a lot of sex with. And finally I don't even know. Bro' I'm telling you, tomorrow morning I'll wake up and have the perfect answer to your question. At the moment, I'm stumped again.

If you was Matt Millen how would you fix the lions?
I'm a virgin to Football. I just recently started to follow.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>L:
Why when am I on these things no one votes for me?
You got 5 votes and you're leading. Don't be a sour puss.

Which presidential candidate are you voting for?
I'm not old enough, and even if I was, I wouldn't vote. I'm not particularly fond of the candidates.

Dont you just wanna strangle a certain �€œposter�€� sometimes?
Probably Master Shake? He thinks he's a tough guy</div>.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Leggy:
Why am I never on the polls?
Be active, man, and you'll get there. It sucks that you haven't been around as much as on JBB.

Why am I so much cooler than you?
Well, you have that awesome video where you and 2 of your friends are wrestling in your mom's room. What? You think I forgot? C'mon, show it to our fellow S2 members.

Why don't you listen to as much rap anymore?
Because its crap. I'm just tired of it, you know? It's like the same sh*t over and over. I've outgrown that type of music. If you like it, you like it, but I no longer do.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>cpawy:
Pajamas with footies or a union suit with a trap door and why?
Pajamas. I never had any, so I feel like I missed out on half of my childhood. The union suit, I'm not feeling. Too gayish.

How many of George Carlin's 7 dirty words do you use on a regular basis and which ones are they?
****, tits, shit and motherfucker. I use these VERY OFTEN. It's like regular vocabulary for me.

Which of the following movies would you rather watch on a continuous loop for 24 hours and why? - The Hunt for Red October, Animal House or The Usual Suspects
3 interesting movies that I haven't seen yet. I'd probably watch The Usual Suspects for 24 hours; seems to be the best out of the 3.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Dumpster:
How do you respond to 1. d4?
Ummm, no?

What are three places you'd like to visit before you die, and why?
I've always been drawn to visiting Japan, so that's one. I like Kangaroos, so Australia. And the best one of all, Amsterdam. Do I really need to explain the last one?

If you could be any character in Lord of the Rings, who would it be and why?
Legolas. He's a badass archer!</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Fag:
How come we say No homo after eveything on AIM?
Because that way we are well aware that we still remain two heterosexual men.

Why do you send me videos of a chick giving a guy a BJ then telling me to look at how nice her eyes are?
She had a nice body, but her eyes were beautiful. I can't believe you actually thought otherwise. -1 for you.

Why does your mom keep calling my house asking for "Huge dick"?
I really don't have a clever response for that one. Just, **** you!</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Biggy:
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
Being able to teleport. Now, that's hot. One second I'm in NY, next second I'm out in Russia.

If you could punch anyone in the face, with out getting hurt who would it be?
My English teacher. Dude is mad cool, but he's freakin' bipolar. One day he's chillin' and telling jokes, next day he's all in a bad mood taking it out on us. Wtf?

If you can do anything in the world what would it be?
Rule the world, damn straight! I'm from the Soviet Union, so what do you expect?</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Briana:
Rank your top 5 hottest girls

(Excluding Pornstars!)

Not in order either.

1. Brittany Snow
2. Scarlet Johansson
3. Christina Milian
4. Jessica Biel
5. Laura Vandervoort

This list is subject to change by tomorrow.

Where do you envision Sean Williams in 5 years?
A bust or a star. He can be the next Stromile Swift, or he can take his game further as he gains experience. I definitely hope it's the latter. He can be a big star for the Nets, just as long as he keeps his head up.

What's your favorite NFL team, do you even have one?
Colts and Giants....well technically. I just started to follow the NFL this season, without actually following it as much as I wanted to. So atm, I guess I don't really have a favorite team.

How far do you expect the Lakers to go this season, assuming Kobe's pinky doesn't get any worse?
Lakers can go as far as the Finals. Acquiring Pau Gasol really put them over the top, their a real threat.

But now that I think about it, you can't take out Dallas. I mean, it's JASON KIDD. We're talking about Jason Kidd here, not a bum like Steve Nash.

Will Jason Kidd get traded before the deadline? If so, where?

I'll go out on a limb and say.....Dallas.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>mynutsforlife:
Why is Dumpy using the same questions again?
Who knows?

Can you dance for soulja boy and put it on youtube?
I would totally do that for laughs, but I don't know the dance. And I'm not going to struggle learning it.

If it's 10 o'clock, would you know where your children are?
Funny you should say that. A while back, someone wrote that in apartment building, and gave a wonderful answer, too. "In bed with me." I had a good laugh, because it was just so random.</div>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 19 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>peggy:

Could you describe your personal highlight when playing basketball (with friends, school, etc)?
I haven’t played basketball in a while, due to the crappy weather, but I like my crossover from time to time. I’m no AI, but once in a while I might shake off my defender real nice. You know, make him stumble up a bit. On the fastbreak, I might give my teammate a nice Jason Kidd pass. Unfortunately, since I haven’t played for so long, I might have lost A LOT of my moves.

I hope I answered your question.</div>


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Follow-up to that question: You think you could beat me one-on-one?

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 20 2008, 03:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 19 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>peggy:

Could you describe your personal highlight when playing basketball (with friends, school, etc)?
I haven’t played basketball in a while, due to the crappy weather, but I like my crossover from time to time. I’m no AI, but once in a while I might shake off my defender real nice. You know, make him stumble up a bit. On the fastbreak, I might give my teammate a nice Jason Kidd pass. Unfortunately, since I haven’t played for so long, I might have lost A LOT of my moves.

I hope I answered your question.</div>


</div>
Follow-up to that question: You think you could beat me one-on-one?

</div>

Yes. I was close to being recruited by Duke...in this dream I had.

 

[pegs]

Ooooh man, Duke sucks. They lost tonight! Ha!

I'd block the shit outta you

 

[downunderwonder]

That'd actually be fun, somehow getting all of us together for a mass pickup run...

It'd be a bit hard to put together, but fun.

BTW, Id block all o' y'all, Im only 6'3" too...

 

[NJNetz]

Voodoo Child would murder all of us.

 

[Legacy]

Cool answers.

 

[Really Lost One]

Nice answers. It's cool to see that you aren't addicted to porn like some people (Legacy watches it like 5 times a day)

 

[Legacy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 27 2008, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nice answers. It's cool to see that you aren't addicted to porn like some people (Legacy watches it like 5 times a day)</div>
How do you know?

 

[Really Lost One]

Because you told me before Yama the Llama. You also said you have to masterbate everyday and you wrestle little kids in your parent's bedroom. Ewwww......

 

[Legacy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 27 2008, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Because you told me before Yama the Llama. You also said you have to masterbate everyday and you wrestle little kids in your parent's bedroom. Ewwww......</div>
Your the one that said you jacked off to everything, even a donut.

 

[Really Lost One]

"This one time I bought a plain donut from Dunkin Donuts. Then I went home and masterbated and skeeted all over it so it looked like cream. Then I gave the donut to my friend and he ate it and he said it tasted good."

Who said that

 

[Legacy]

You!!

 

[Really Lost One]

STFU Yama the llama. Go wrestle some little boys

 

[Legacy]

And you have fun with the donuts.

 

[JE]

theres not even a poll for this one.



not that anyone would ever want to pick my brain though.

 

[NJNetz]

Man, I forgot about this. L won...I believe, so I'll set up the question thread in the morning.

 

[JE]

lol just now checked the date of the initial post. stupid stupid stupid...