Hi PapaG.
Girlfriends are the next best thing to heaven,
does that mean being single is hell?
and how we love it when we see them happy all the time. There's something about them that keeps us guys grounded and inspired and most importantly, we want to make each day a romantic day for them. Making her fall in love with you everyday is one of the most romantic things you can do. Below are few techniques and tips on how to impress your girlfriend --- and make her want you more and more!
so wait, we have to do that every day? is it a two way street?
1. Call her in the middle of the night. Tell her you can't sleep and ask if you can come over.
I suggest you call her dozen times a night, and at all hours of the day.
2. Tell her how much you'll going to miss her --- even if you'll be meeting up by the end of the day.
Also, tell her when your Aunt Flo is visiting.
3. Learn how to cook --- and make her her favorite meal!
What if her favorite meal is a peanut butter sandwich?
4. Learn to play the guitar and make her a song.
Honey, I made this song for you. "my dog has fleas....will you blow me please? Get down on your knees..."
5. Give her a tight hug --- in front of her parents! (Make sure they're all in good mood though).
I suggest you also grab dat ass, and shake it! And remind everyone that you tap dat.
6. Buy her a pet dog and name it after you. Sweet!
Yeah...that's lame. "here honey, here's a dog. His name? Julius. What do you mean you can't have pets at your place? What the hell? What the hell am I going to do with this stupid ass dog? It's your responsibili...no, I named it after myself because someone online said it would score me points with you...no, I'm not just trying to get in your pants! What the hell, I'm trying to do something nice here and you have to be a bitch about it!
WHAT? I didn't say you were a bitch! I said you were being A bitch about it! Yes there IS a difference....
Damnit....what the hell am I going to do with this stupid dog? I'm allergic to dogs...come on Julius, let's go. No, let's go. Stop humping my leg! Oh crap man, you think I'm picking up that? Screw the pooper scooper laws...this ain't my dog"
7. Take her to the beach, walk hand in and hand, barefoot and then watch the sunset together.
and when she least expects it, push her in the ocean! Girls love being playful.
8. Leave a whiff of your cologne on her bed --- you'll be the last person she'll think of before going to sleep.
Wouldn't a dutch oven accomplish the same thing, and be significantly cheaper?
9. Tell her you love her at least once everyday --- do it in a different language sometimes.
Do it in Klingon! qaparHa' !
10. Kiss her when she least expects it.
Better yet, kiss here WHERE she least expects it!
Do you want to make every single day a romantic and intense day for you and your girlfriend?
No, he wants to make 2 days after Valentines a romantic and intense day for him and his girlfriend. Didn't you read this original post?
Um...you're welcome? not sure what you're thanking anyone for..
