Vegas bound!

[SlyPokerDog]

See ya guy!

Going to go poop on @bodyman5000 and 1 's lawn!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ha, it's fake grass and my 3 little chihuahuas would destroy you for trying.

 

[e_blazer]

Saw the title and assumed your hooker had left you handcuffed to the bed in your hotel room.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Ha, it's fake grass and my 3 little chihuahuas would destroy you for trying.

I have two Chihuahuas myself. Vicious little fuckers

Thought I'd hate them, I inherited from my wife, but they are actually pretty awesome dogs. Lots of personality and great watch dogs

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'll be in Vegas in 36 hours. Tear it down, Sly, tear it down. I'm not all that excited to go.

 

[tlongII]

I'm surprised Denny let you have time off?!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I have two Chihuahuas myself. Vicious little fuckers

Thought I'd hate them, I inherited from my wife, but they are actually pretty awesome dogs. Lots of personality and great watch dogs

Mine are mixed, so about 12lbs. One is part wiener dog so it's mean and neurotic. It loves my wife and I and hopes everyone else dies in a fire.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This one will eat your face if you come in my house....ok, shin but if it was 100 lbs it would have to be put down.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Play this on repeat. It gets you right in the "Vegas Douchebag mindset"

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Bodyman, I would have never pictured you in those pajamas, but hey, if you can rock 'em..... don't let anybody knock 'em.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

He must be here, get to losing that money asap sukka!!!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Bodyman, I would have never pictured you in those pajamas, but hey, if you can rock 'em..... don't let anybody knock 'em.

That's my wife, I'll tell her you thought it was me. Tonight's gym night anyway, I'll tell her after so she doesn't overdo it.

I rock Stewie Griffin and Homer Simpson jammies anyway

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He must be here, get to losing that money asap sukka!!!

He'll make it back with his Backpages ad.

sent from a phone you've probably never heard of

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Got to the mirage at 9am, did $20 trick, didn't think it worked. Got text 11am with room number. We ended up with a suite on the 29th floor. View of strip and volcano. So suite is so sweet.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Got to the mirage at 9am, did $20 trick, didn't think it worked. Got text 11am with room number. We ended up with a suite on the 29th floor. View of strip and volcano. So suite is so sweet.

The joke's on you. Wait for Bubba to show up.

 

[riverman]

Just when you thought you got the suite this guy shows up and takes you to a homeless shelter

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Shoulda stayed at Lied's Animal Shelter. It's off the strip but they'll take care of those nasty testes before they let you out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Green Door bro.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Mags, hit me up when you're in Vegas, bro. I'll be at this:

 

[barfo]

Good lord, SlyPokerDog is Donald Trump. Mags, bow down before your master.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Quick question, sawon the calendar that the spasmaics are playing at the rockhouse at the Venetian. We went there a little bit ago just to see what the club looked like. Long story short, we're on the guest list, sitting in VIP and me and my gf get a bottle each and free bottle service. Will they charge for mixers?

You can go.to their website . it's a birthday month promotion. Thx

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think it's probably a buy one get one, not one bottle each for free. Basic mixers are free but red bull is extra and you'll have to pay sales tax and LEIT (entertainment tax) and expected to tip on both.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think it's probably a buy one get one, not one bottle each for free. Basic mixers are free but red bull is extra and you'll have to pay sales tax and LEIT (entertainment tax) and expected to tip on both.

The bro!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BODY MAN,

Quick questions. I know there are some gun ranges in vegas. Is there a range I could bring an object to shoot at and record on video (I.E. A LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE JERSEY).

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Maybe shoot flaming arrows or a flame thrower? That'd be dope.

 

[barfo]

Maybe shoot flaming arrows or a flame thrower? That'd be dope.

Blow it up with Tannerite.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

BODY MAN,

Quick questions. I know there are some gun ranges in vegas. Is there a range I could bring an object to shoot at and record on video (I.E. A LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE JERSEY).

I don't see why not. I'll ask my gun nut coworker tomorrow if I remember. He goes out in the desert to shoot I think, but he will probably know.

I remember seeing an indoor range not too far from the strip, but I'm not sure.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been to The Gun Store on Tropicana but I doubt they'd let you shoot your own objects. My cousin has a small arsenal of crazy ass guns, maybe we'll just go out to the Desert next time I go there.

 

[MickZagger]

Dont take any selfies you're going to regret Sly