OT What Home Services Do You Have Performed?

[Orion Bailey]

Pirates aspire to high society too, you know. Our fearsome appearance masks our need for acceptance, but be not fooled, we are sensitive creatures.

barfo

P.S. not really, all we want is to lop your head off and feed it to the fishes.

What a waste of good eyeballs....

 

[crandc]

I never lit my farts.

 

[Hoopguru]

Last I heard which must be at least two decades ago, the zoo was selling their animal dung for fertilizer.

Back the day the Asian women mainly focused on women responsibilities and men theirs. Zero coord1nation.
I have Vietnamese & Koren and the husbands have never changed a diaper!
Ive changed 1000's and rinsed them out in the toilet!

 

[barfo]

I never lit my farts.

It's not too late.

barfo

 

[jonnyboy]

As a kid I remember my best friend and his dad (avid fishermen both) would go out at night, water their lawn, insert two metal rods into the ground and then hook them up to an old car battery. You’ve never seen worms moves so fast. They’d just come boiling up from the ground. My friends dad just couldn’t see buying worms at a bait shop when the ground was chock a block full of them.......

Preach.

 

[crandc]

Just fed my roses limping on bad knee. It takes a long time because I have 25 rose bushes.

Moderation is not in my vocabulary.

 

[ABM]

We have a much smaller yard now. Time to purchase a used lawn mower.