Politics Vermont town swears in goat as new mayor — who immediately defecates

[SlyPokerDog]

https://nypost.com/2019/03/13/vermont-town-swears-in-goat-as-new-mayor-who-immediately-defecates/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The animal uprising continues!

 

[e_blazer]

Well, apparently the new mayor is now less full of crap than most.

 

[andalusian]

paging @slyPokerMichaelJordan

 

[Mediocre Man]

So it's a socialist goat?

 

[e_blazer]

So it's a socialist goat?

Duh:

 

[stampedehero]

It's what animals do that's erotically better than the humans.

 

[Lanny]

https://nypost.com/2019/03/13/vermont-town-swears-in-goat-as-new-mayor-who-immediately-defecates/

I guess he thinks he's got a shitty job. Ugh, politicians.

Hey, doesn't Trump do the same thing?

 

[barfo]

It's what animals do that's erotically better than the humans.

I do not understand this post. Are you saying you are turned on by goat poop?

barfo

 

[Lanny]

I do not understand this post. Are you saying you are turned on by goat poop?

barfo

Good question.

 

[Chris Craig]

So when is mayor goat running for president?

 

[stampedehero]

I do not understand this post. Are you saying you are turned on by goat poop?

barfo

If you have pets, you know. I referred to animal behavior, not human assumption of fecal matter.

 

[barfo]

If you have pets, you know. I referred to animal behavior, not human assumption of fecal matter.

Have pets, but still don't get what you are trying to say.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

So when is mayor goat running for president?

If it's between Trump and the goat I'm knocking on doors trying to get people to vote for the goat.

 

[BrianFromWA]

So when is mayor goat running for president?

Can’t. Allegedly was born in Canada. Only a short form NH birth certificate.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can’t. Allegedly was born in Canada. Only a short form NH birth certificate.

WHY WON'T THE LIBERAL LIVESTOCK MEDIA REPORT THIS?!?