Warmup: Umair15 vs. Carter

[umair]

This will be a warmup between us two

Limit: 2 verses each ( I am a little busy, I just want some practice in before the tourney)
Stuipulations: None, just bragging rights

Carter goes first since he is the former winner and I am the challenger. So whenever you're ready Carter, you can go.

 

[Iggy]

LOL, dude did you even PM him about this? You cant just start a battle if he hasnt agreed to it. But I won't butt in.

 

[umair]

No we both talked about getting a warmup in, but we kinda agreed to battling in the actual tourney, but it seems as if we cant, so I guess we can do a warmup.

 

[Bleed Green]

It's funny how one Post revived all of JBB's love for Keystyling. Thanks Mr.J.

 

[Legacy]

Umair thinks he has balls calling out me
Punk, I'm Carter not vcwannabe
You T-mac and I'm Kobe
I'm the greatest and you keep getting injured
And now you sit on the bench and get blisters
Umair haven't you learned your lesson not to mess with fire
I'm new and improved with a brand new desire
After this rap battle you might as well retire

I'm busy so I did this quick.

 

[umair]

Hand me the MIP Award, I am improving so much
You can call me Tmac cuz I am the best when it comes to clutch.
You need to quit, that is something I highly recommend
You're a lonely bitch cuz myspace and jbb are the only place where you get a friend
Carter is so shocked he might get a heart attack reading this flow
When I beat Carter everyone will be like "whoa!"
I am like Kobe when it comes to rapping
this lines are so sick the crowd needs to give me a hand clapping
Always be on caution he might be like Osama on TV holdin' a gun
This isn't even my best, its yo boy Umair coming for that number one

 

[Legacy]

Umair is a loser he doesn't even have a flow
The dude is 5 foot 2, he sure needs to grow
Umair you have improved that's a fact
You have practiced and made an impact
But son you still ain't good, the look at Pakman's face is concern
Because after this rap battle you aren't gonna return
Cause against me you keep getting burned
I beat you once and I could do it again
After I beat you I'll pull out the champagne
When this battle ends I'll leave you black and blue
As if you were GotSkillz ninety two

 

[Bleed Green]

The last 2 rhymes were you're best ones and you didnt even diss your opponent

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">GotSkillz92 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">The last 2 rhymes were you're best ones and you didnt even diss your opponent</div>

Yes, but I dissed a bigger douche.

just playing

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Umair is a loser he doesn't even have a flow
The dude is 5 foot 2, he sure needs to grow
Umair you have improved that's a fact
You have practiced and made an impact
But son you still ain't good, the look at Pakman's face is concern
Because after this rap battle you aren't gonna return
Cause against me you keep getting burned
I beat you once and I could do it again
After I beat you I'll pull out the champagne
When this battle ends I'll leave you black and blue
As if you were GotSkillz ninety two</div>

Might be 5'2'' but got a big meat
Little kids like you dont even know the mean of skeet skeet
You think you've improved but your lines are still like sh*t
Might as well save some embarassment so I suggest you quit
You say Tmac gets hurt, yet we dont need him to win a game
Yet yall are still 2 games under .500, now thats a shame
The name is Umair, just like the Rockets, always on top
Carter you're looking stupid trying to battle me so I suggest you just stop
Copying lines from NTC, he is a line stealer
I thought I was the theif, but he sure is a cheater.
The name is "The Keystyle King"
About to do him up like my boy Yao Ming

 

[umair]

Start Voting!!!!!!!

 

[Bleed Green]

Well this was a very interesting battle. Carter started off a weak verse that really had no point but Umair was definetely better due to more complexity, use of words, and sending a message. He didnt rhyme simply like carter did with flow glow, vcwannabe and out me? Carter 2nd verse was simple as well with no impact on the battle. he actually complimented umair too which is a no-no. Umair's 2nd verse had better disses and like I said better use of words instead of just using simple words. My vote goes to Umair 15.

 

[Midnight Green]

I'm going with Umair15 on this one. His rhymes although nothing spectacular were consistent and he always had at least one good punch line in each verse.

 

[Legacy]

Umair, if you win this rap battle. I want a rematch after the tourney, unless we meet in the finals. The series will be best 2 out of 3.

So far I have 1 win and if you win this it will be tied and the final battle will be after the tourney.

 

[phunDamentalz]

both of you are wack imo
but Umair's second verse was starting to get SOMEWHAT less wack.
VOTE: Umair

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Umair, if you win this rap battle. I want a rematch after the tourney, unless we meet in the finals. The series will be best 2 out of 3.

So far I have 1 win and if you win this it will be tied and the final battle will be after the tourney.</div>
Sorry, but I found this hilarious.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Sorry, but I found this hilarious.</div>

If they meet in the finals, there should be an investigation.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Sorry, but I found this hilarious.</div>

Without wanting to offend Umair (or Carter for that matter) and set him off on one of his Umair-style arguing rampages (remember the Battle discussion thread of the Summer tourney?), I have to agree

 

[Trip]

Why would y'all vote in this thread and not the one with me and Gotskillz?

 

[umair]

Only 2 more votes to end this. I am up 3-0. Things look good for the tourney

 

[bbwSwish]

I gotta give it to Umair. He has really improved and I really liked some of his lines (like talking about the Rockets being on top compared to the Nets). You guys both did pretty good but I gotta go with Umair.

Vote in the 2 on 2 rap battle!

 

[umair]

4-0. One more vote.

 

[Trip]

I vote for Umair. He wasn't really that great but his lines were much improved. Carter seemed to stay in the same form he was in for the tourney. It'll be an interesting rematch in the "finals".

 

[umair]

I win. Close the thread.
I am officialy 1-4 on JBB. Worst record.

 

[Laker_fan]

Yeh, well played both of you, it was tight in the end.

 

[Legacy]

Congrats

Alright Umair the final battle is after the tourney.

 

[hustler]

<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I win. Close the thread.
I am officialy 1-4 on JBB. Worst record.

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Congrads your first one.