Was God's plan realized on election day?

[crandc]

A friend passed this on to me. Could it be that legalizing marijuana and marriage equality are part of a divine plan?

Something to think about today. It all makes sense now.

Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.

Leviticus 20:13 – “if a man lays with another man, as with a woman, he should be stoned.”

We’ve just been interpreting it wrong all along

I do feel a tad left out. Nothing about the ladies getting stoned?

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I think Ryan would have to conceed that Obama being elected, marriage equality and legalizing marijuana was god's intent.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

stoned me just like jelly roll

 

[3RA1N1AC]

and yeah, since it happened, isnt it gods plan? so conservatives complaining about it are basically second guessing gods all knowing wisdom?

burn in hell you filthy god haters

 

[BlazerWookee]

A friend passed this on to me. Could it be that legalizing marijuana and marriage equality are part of a divine plan?



I do feel a tad left out. Nothing about the ladies getting stoned?

Jesus Christ, that was funny!

 

[Denny Crane]

Was his plan realized on election day?

He posts here, ask him for yourself.

 

[maxiep]

crandc brings the funny! Well done and repped!

 

[Spud147]

A friend passed this on to me. Could it be that legalizing marijuana and marriage equality are part of a divine plan?



I do feel a tad left out. Nothing about the ladies getting stoned?

Just laughed Diet 7-up out my nose... ouch!

 

[e_blazer]

This would seem to explain a lot of Kingspeed's posts.

 

[ABM]

This would seem to explain a lot of Kingspeed's posts.

Kingspeed is..........................a nice guy.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

A friend passed this on to me. Could it be that legalizing marijuana and marriage equality are part of a divine plan?



I do feel a tad left out. Nothing about the ladies getting stoned?

LOL! Even the bible thought lesbians were totally hawt and heteronormative.

 

[Further]

YES

 

[MARIS61]

God wasn't even on the Oregon ballot. You had to write him in, like you do with Mickey Mouse.

 

[ABM]

God wasn't even on the Oregon ballot. You had to write him in, like you do with Mickey Mouse.

You've missed the overriding point. God will never be on the ballot. What happens on the ballot, though, involves Him. With all due respect to Mickey Mouse.

 

[Eastoff]

You've missed the overriding point. God will never be on the ballot. What happens on the ballot, though, involves Him. With all due respect to Mickey Mouse.

wait, wait. Him isn't Mickey Mouse?!? This whole time, I thought it was weird the bible kept talking about Mickey Mouse. I just assumed Walt Disney was REALLY, Really old.

 

[ABM]

wait, wait. Him isn't Mickey Mouse?!? This whole time, I thought it was weird the bible kept talking about Mickey Mouse.

Nah, that was Mickey Mantle. He was light years ahead of Roger Maris in so many ways.

 

[Eastoff]

Nah, that was Mickey Mantle. He was light years ahead of Roger Maris in so many ways.

Wait, Maris61 played baseball?!?

 

[oldguy]

Pretty funny, but not that's not quite what it says in Leviticus 20:13.

Go Blazers

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Pretty funny, but not that's not quite what it says in Leviticus 20:13.

Go Blazers

There's so many fucking translations now, I bet there's a bible that has those words.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Leave it to the old guy to ruin the joke.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Leave it to the old guy to ruin the joke.

"Back when I wrote Leviticus..."