Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

[dviss1]

I know there isn't a snowball's chance in hell Lebron is coming here (cue up the reverse jinx) but...

I CANNOT be included in the ilk that would sanction this shit:



Sooo... Who knows how to start a Go fund me? I don't even ask my MOMMA for money...

I'll donate and I'll get others to as well. I know LOTS of people who would donate 5-10 bucks.

Let's get this shit moving! We are the REAL fans! Portland is known for having intelligent fans NOT stupid ones calling Bron a 3rd option. Let's SHOW them! Who's with me!!

 

[dviss1]

Let's start by creating the go fund me but also we should decide what should be on the sign. Thoughts?

Our hashtag should be:

#Bron2RipCity

 

[dviss1]

Here's mine:

Bron a 3rd option? He's the best player on the planet....
Come to Portland and get another 'ship.

I'm sure some of you can do better.

@BonesJones @Boob-No-More?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Trillblazin is using classic seduction techniques to entice Bron.

 

[BonesJones]

Here's mine:

Bron a 3rd option? He's the best player on the planet....
Come to Portland and get another 'ship.

I'm sure some of you can do better.

@BonesJones @Boob-No-More?

I'm not clever enough haha

 

[hoopsjock]

How about something to do with leading 3 different teams to a title? Has anyone ever done that other than role players?

 

[dviss1]

How about something to do with leading 3 different teams to a title? Has anyone ever done that other than role players?

Nice, nice... Write something up.

 

[dviss1]

I'm not clever enough haha

Cleverness is not needed. Speak from the heart bro.

 

[BonesJones]

How about something to do with leading 3 different teams to a title? Has anyone ever done that other than role players?

How does that separate us from Houston or LAL?

 

[Chris Craig]

Here's mine:

Bron a 3rd option? He's the best player on the planet....
Come to Portland and get another 'ship.

I'm sure some of you can do better.

@BonesJones @Boob-No-More?

Bron, feening for another championship? Ripcity is hungry.

 

[chris_in_pdx]

The sign needs to be bought in Cleveland, as well. No sense in putting it up where he'll never see it.

 

[Chris Craig]

Hey Lebron, Got Dame?

 

[e_blazer]

 

[BonesJones]

I say just put a billboard of LeBron in a Portland jersey with Dame and CJ with the faint background of the Mods Center with the wording "NBA Champions" on the jumbotron.

 

[Orion Bailey]

There is a sign going up next week I read.

 

[BBert]

Hey Lebron, Got Dame?

That's awesome

 

[SportsAndWhine]

"HEY LEBRON, LET'S TAKE DAME AND CJ RING SHOPPING"
#putaringonripcity

 

[dviss1]

The sign needs to be bought in Cleveland, as well. No sense in putting it up where he'll never see it.

Do you think he saw the one that says he should be a 3rd option? I do. Social media is a muthafucka.

 

[dviss1]

Hey Lebron, Got Dame?

SEE THAT'S NICE!

 

[dviss1]

"HEY LEBRON, LET'S TAKE DAME AND CJ RING SHOPPING"
#putaringonripcity

BAM!! I LIKE IT!!

 

[dviss1]

I say just put a billboard of LeBron in a Portland jersey with Dame and CJ with the faint background of the Mods Center with the wording "NBA Champions" on the jumbotron.

You know how to start a Go fund me? I'll help market it and spread the word.

https://www.gofundme.com/

 

[dviss1]

LeBron!!! Come and get not 1, not 2, not 3...

 

[Boob-No-More]

How about a pic of LeBron in a Blazers uniform with Dame with the caption:

Lebron,
Now you have a friend in the jewelry business!

Or maybe even get Shane Co. to sponsor the billboard with a variation of their logo where "Shane Co." is changed to "Dame Co."

BNM

 

[Natebishop3]

Firstly, those billboards are such a waste of money.

Secondly, that is such a horrible pitch. Who the hell wrote that?

 

[blue9]

Trying to come up with something built around "La" (feminine) and "Le" (masculine), to get in another dig at LA...

 

[PDXFonz]

Lebron with a Pinot mustache with the caption "got milk"

 

[dviss1]

How about a pic of LeBron in a Blazers uniform with Dame with the caption:

Lebron,
Now you have a friend in the jewelry business!

Or maybe even get Shane Co. to sponsor the billboard with a variation of their logo where "Shane Co." is changed to "Dame Co."

BNM

That would be NICE!!!

 

[SportsAndWhine]

LeBron!!! Come and get not 1, not 2, not 3...

"WE'RE DOWN FOR RINGS 4-7"

 

[Natebishop3]

"Hey LeBron, how about winning one for the OTHER Land."

 

[Driew]

The sign needs to be bought in Cleveland, as well. No sense in putting it up where he'll never see it.

Lebron is in Portland a lot because of Nike. If anything the sign should say "Dame needs a third option, and it ain't you". lol