Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

[hoopsjock]

How does that separate us from Houston or LAL?

First of all, FUCK HOUSTON AND LAL!

Second of all, Simmons is basically a lesser version of LeBron who can't shoot or play without the ball so LeBron going there would be a weird fit whereas in Portland Dame and CJ would both thrive with LeBron kick outs.

 

[BlazerWookee]

How about "Hey Lebron, fuck off, you roid-jacked nitwit!"

 

[Bob Dobalina]

I actually like the sign. It's just funny to me, in a we know there's no chance kind of way. It's also funny to read all the twitter responses of people who thinks it's some serious pitch to get Lebron here.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

How about:

"Lebron, the Pacific NW rain cures baldness. Save your hair and win another ring!"

 

[tykendo]

I know there isn't a snowball's chance in hell Lebron is coming here (cue up the reverse jinx) but...

I CANNOT be included in the ilk that would sanction this shit:

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Sooo... Who knows how to start a Go fund me? I don't even ask my MOMMA for money...

I'll donate and I'll get others to as well. I know LOTS of people who would donate 5-10 bucks.

Let's get this shit moving! We are the REAL fans! Portland is known for having intelligent fans NOT stupid ones calling Bron a 3rd option. Let's SHOW them! Who's with me!!

Great comment. That sign made PDX look stupid. 3rd option, huh. How 'bout LeBron, Dame, and Da Boyz "Unstoppable".

 

[Eastoff]

Hey Lebron, please take the MLE

 

[dviss1]

Great comment. That sign made PDX look stupid. 3rd option, huh. How 'bout LeBron, Dame, and Da Boyz "Unstoppable".

Not... This.... Lol

 

[dviss1]

Guys this isn't meant as a joke thread. I'm serious. The narrative needs to be changed that we're unintelligent fans...

 

[dviss1]

How about "Hey Lebron, fuck off, you roid-jacked nitwit!"

Why do you hate him so much?? And give me some logic. If LeBron was from Portland, left, came back and won us a ring, you'd love him...

 

[BBert]

Great comment. That sign made PDX look stupid. 3rd option, huh. How 'bout LeBron, Dame, and Da Boyz "Unstoppable".

How about a simple remake of the "Uh-oh!" poster Lebron, Dame, and CJ?

 

[BBert]

I don't for a moment harbor any thought that Lebron James would even consider for a moment coming to Portland. But I think that's a shame, because in my mind the Blazers would be the perfect fit for him. He would LOVE playing with Dame. Dame would be the best teammate Lebron has had since Dwayne Wade. And he's clearly not been happy since he's been back in Cleveland. Trying not to go too Homer about it, but with Lebron I think the Blazers would be the best team in the league.

 

[blue9]

Trying not to go too Homer about it, but with Lebron I think the Blazers would be the best team in the league.

Whoa, careful out on that limb! /s

 

[BBert]

Whoa, careful out on that limb! /s

He's the third option we've been missing

 

[DDolla]

How about Hey Lebron
We have Better players
Better Coaches
And we have PapaG

 

[dviss1]

How about a simple remake of the "Uh-oh!" poster Lebron, Dame, and CJ?

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

This would be PERFECT!

 

[Lanny]

Here's mine:

Bron a 3rd option? He's the best player on the planet....
Come to Portland and get another 'ship.

I'm sure some of you can do better.

@BonesJones @Boob-No-More?

You're right about him being the best player on the planet and arguably the best ever. I'm wondering what would happen to the money if he chose not to come here.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Hey Lebron, there's not a player on our team that wants to have sex with your mom."

 

[SportsAndWhine]

"Hey Lebron, there's not a player on our team that wants to have sex with your mom."

“*Except for maybe Evan Turner but we’ll send his freaky butt to Cleveland”

 

[SportsAndWhine]

“*Except for maybe Evan Turner but we’ll send his freaky butt to Cleveland”

"**Maybe send your mom here when we do."

 

[Shaboid]

I don't for a moment harbor any thought that Lebron James would even consider for a moment coming to Portland. But I think that's a shame, because in my mind the Blazers would be the perfect fit for him. He would LOVE playing with Dame. Dame would be the best teammate Lebron has had since Dwayne Wade. And he's clearly not been happy since he's been back in Cleveland. Trying not to go too Homer about it, but with Lebron I think the Blazers would be the best team in the league.

I agree with you. Is it his ego?

 

[theprunetang]

"Hey Lebron, there's not a player on our team that wants to have sex with your mom."

"Lebron, no one in Portland will bang your mom. We already have Mrs. HCP for that. She is already our 3rd option, so you are all good. "

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

good job bros!

 

[BBert]

Does that say: "Way not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Does that say: "Way not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?

It says "Why", not "Way"...it's just partially obstructed.

 

[BBert]

It says "Why", not "Way"...it's just partially obstructed.

Thanks for the clarification.

So it says: "Why not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?

 

[dviss1]

good job bros!

My son pointed this out to me on the way to practice last night!! I was PUMPED!!

 

[e_blazer]

Thanks for the clarification.

So it says: "Why not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?

It's a not very well done play on Cleve-Land and Port-Land.

 

[e_blazer]

LeBron...your name is weird.
It belongs in Portland.

 

[BBert]

We need a new sign for Lebron. My finger is getting tired. /Wookee

 

[Sedatedfork]

LeBron -- we got strip clubs!