Welcome Oregonlive Blazer forum members!

[Mediocre Man]

Only a snowflake will do research. Real 'Mericans have guns to protect themselves from O-live branch intruders. Just sayin'

Harsh, but fair

 

[Chris Craig]

Who is Nurk? Oh you mean the guy we trade next week and then becomes an All-Star for his new team for year to come? Oh ya, that guy.

You belong here

 

[Chris Craig]

How the Actual Eff do you get malaria on the Oregon Trail? Is there some jungle in Utah I didn't learn about?

Those dang mormon missionaries

 

[LuckyShot]

 

[ripcityboy]

Oh the horror! No. Just kidding. Welcome guys.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Can we vote on it like we did for the new shitty mod.....er I mean ptldplatypus

 

[Chris Craig]

If becoming a mod involves dealing with O-Live refugees, is it too late to decline?

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of Blazers fans yearning for a real forum...er...to breathe free

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

When do we snatch up Real GM's 8-10 decent blazer fan posters?

They're the Lake Oswego of Blazers fans. Too good for a forum like this unless this is the only option.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Isn't Mexico supposed to pay for a damn wall to prevent this sorta thing? Make a damn phone call, HCP

 

[ripcityboy]

They're the Lake Oswego of Blazers fans. Too good for a forum like this unless this is the only option.

F'in A, Cotton..... F'in, A!

Every RealGM forum post about the Blazers begins like this.

"Dame should leave. He will never win anything in Portland. Dame/CJ are the Curry/Ellis of today's NBA."

"Portland is screwed. Nobody wants those contracts. CJ should be traded to a team where he's the main man. He's wasting his time in Portland."

Rinse/Repeat. Yeah, I troll the General Board. I do have certain Ork like qualities.

 

[Fitness0752]

Do any of them have disturbing habits?

Do any of them have disturbing habits?

Yes...I just came from years over there...Tons of bad habits and attitudes...but, that's also what kept me coming back...Looking forward to typing it out with y'all!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Do any of them have disturbing habits?

I hope so, or they wont fit in very well

I do for sure.

Ahh the first brotha from anotha...

 

[Chris Craig]

Yes...I just came from years over there...Tons of bad habits and attitudes...but, that's also what kept me coming back...Looking forward to typing it out with y'all!

Oh man your gonna like it here

 

[BrianFromWA]

"Hell yeah, I'm into Fitness....fittin' this stampedehero quote twice into one reply!"

 

[ripcityboy]

Yes...I just came from years over there...Tons of bad habits and attitudes...but, that's also what kept me coming back...Looking forward to typing it out with y'all!

One thing I've wanted to ask you guys. How the hell could you deal with all the cement heads over there? I mean, the Canzano column brought out the type of people who thought Quest for Fire was a documentary for modern living.

 

[Chris Craig]

"Hell yeah, I'm into Fitness....fittin' this stampedehero quote twice into one reply!"

Doesn't always work, but Fitness made it work. Bad ass

 

[BrianFromWA]

One thing I've wanted to ask you guys. How the hell could you deal with all the cement heads over there? I mean, the Canzano column brought out the type of people who thought Quest for Fire was a documentary for modern living.

Sounds like a Matthew Modine coming-of-age movie.

 

[Orion Bailey]

HOLY HELL!!

I JUST READ THE ENTIRE THREAD!! ITS AN INVASION!!!!

Can you believe i'm ACTUALLY gonna call for @HCP to do some regulatin'????????

 

[ripcityboy]

Sounds like a Matthew Modine coming-of-age movie.

Story about a teen who likes to wrestle polar bears so he can win the love of.... sorry I forget the name of the chick in Vision Quest.

 

[Fitness0752]

Oh man your gonna like it here

Thanks Brotha! Looking forward to it!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

All the newbies should go and post in @Orion Bailey's How'd you get your nickname/handle thread.

You are the one who made that right OB?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

What the fuck is this place?
Did I do it right?

I like anyone with tit in their name.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

They're the Lake Oswego of Blazers fans. Too good for a forum like this unless this is the only option.

What does that make reddit posters?

 

[Fitness0752]

"Hell yeah, I'm into Fitness....fittin' this stampedehero quote twice into one reply!"

LOL...You know the old sayings: "even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in awhile" & "Even Moe Harkless can hit a wide open Three once in a while" & "even Fitness can have no idea what he is doing in a new forum and double quote"...Okay, maybe their all not old sayings, but they should be!

 

[ripcityboy]

What does that make reddit posters?

Drones....

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

What does that make reddit posters?

Couldn't tell ya, I don't travel to that side of the web.

 

[Orion Bailey]

All the newbies should go and post in @Orion Bailey's How'd you get your nickname/handle thread.

You are the one who made that right OB?

Why cant I ever find where you can view the past threads you have created?
I swear it is hidden. Ive brought it up to Denny. Why cant it be right next to Posting on the profile page? TO me common sense would be where people would search to find the threads they create. Next to the posts they made.....

Anyhow, I cant find the thread because you need to be able to fly the space shuttle in order to navigate to where you can view threads Ive created...

 

[Hobbesarable]

HOLY HELL!!

I JUST READ THE ENTIRE THREAD!! ITS AN INVASION!!!!

Can you believe i'm ACTUALLY gonna call for @HCP to do some regulatin'????????

They'll be put into their place awfully quick during the next game thread!

That is this evening. Break out the popcorn and beer. It's game night, baby!

 

[42N8Bounce]

Why cant I ever find where you can view the past threads you have created?
I swear it is hidden. Ive brought it up to Denny. Why cant it be right next to Posting on the profile page? TO me common sense would be where people would search to find the threads they create. Next to the posts they made.....

Anyhow, I cant find the thread because you need to be able to fly the space shuttle in order to navigate to where you can view threads Ive created...
View attachment 18309

Click on the 'Information' tab, and at the bottom is a link 'Find all threads by...'
Yes, I can fly the space shuttle!

 

[BrianFromWA]

They'll be put into their place awfully quick during the next game thread!

That is this evening. Break out the popcorn and beer. It's show night, baby!

Over/under on the first "you're post is a f*cking as*hole. Is that better, Moderator God Sly?" is 4 minutes left in the 3rd, but bets are off the board if we're up more than 10.