Well, I Screwed Up..

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

i hate it when i grab my phone after sex and there is still lube on my hands and then there is lube on my phone, what a mess

That's why I avoid phone sex.

 

[BlazerWookee]

So we've heard......so we've heard.

This was my compensation in lieu of a medal at the end of the first movie.

Now, I wish I woulda picked the medal.

 

[BlazerWookee]

wicked burn

Hey, if it burns, you might want to try using a different lubricant, like conditioner...

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I'm not getting my hands dirty. Plus I have the means to hire some lacky to fling pooh should I need to do that.

Alright, when I said I would do anything for you, I didn't mean . . . . . . .. OK fine, I'll fling pooh for you

 

[BlazerWookee]

My secret is I set the bar so low my wife expects me to fuck up. When I don't, it's like manna from Heaven for her.

I always get yelled at when I try to set the bar too low...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Oh, and for cry sakes, can we stop talking about flinging Pooh? It's bad enough he's gotta hang around with that annoying little twat Piglet all day, now he's got to get flung around like poo?

 

[Spud147]

Alright, when I said I would do anything for you, I didn't mean . . . . . . .. OK fine, I'll fling pooh for you

You're totally at the top of my virtual internet dating list (sorry Wookee)... Way to go!!!

 

[Spud147]

Oh, and for cry sakes, can we stop talking about flinging Pooh? It's bad enough he's gotta hang around with that annoying little twat Piglet all day, now he's got to get flung around like poo?

What a perfect way to end a Friday afternoon... and with that I'm going to bounce like Tigger.

 

[Denny Crane]

Live and learn. At 51, I know a lot more about what I want and what my priorities are than I did when I got married at 22. I got married too young, married the wrong person and stubbornly stuck it out for 28 years. I was never nearly as happy then as I am now. My ex-wife and I didn't have much in common to begin with and grew further and further apart over the years.

I'm now with someone who is absolutely perfect for me in every way. We share an active, healthy lifestyle. We share the same priorities, political and religious beliefs. We like to do the same things. But, most of all, we just enjoy being together. I have honestly laughed more with her over the past year than I did with my ex-wife the previous 30 years (marriage and dating) combined. We're not identical (she does yoga, I play basketball, she loves wine and likes beer, I like wine and love beer, etc.), but perfectly compatible. We both love to travel and have already planned many future trips together.

There's a lot more to our back story than that. I've known her since she was an infant. Man, where did those 15 years go...

BNM

My story is almost the opposite. Married young, been married for over 30 years now and couldn't be happier. About the same age you are as well.

 

[ABM]

OK, well....I'm outa here...headed up North. Just received the text. She has a very, VERY special evening in store for us.

Life could be worse.

JACKPOT!!!

 

[PapaG]

But something gives you the idea that it can, so you must have some sort of relatable experience.

This guy...

Rare is the person who takes a hiatus and comes back even more aggressive.

 

[jlprk]

I refuse to read this thread until ABM sends me flowers.

His girlfriend will do.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

JACKPOT!!!

You naughty boy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

This guy...

Rare is the person who takes a hiatus and comes back even more aggressive.

Lol. Hiatus? It's called life. Sorry I can't spend tending to this board and it's biggest attention whore.

So am I a hermit when I have free time and I use it to visit the board? Or when I'm living life and too busy to spend my time here? Please advise.

 

[ABM]

So am I a hermit when I have free time and I use it to visit the board? Or when I'm living life and too busy to spend my time here? Please advise.

I just had a personal reality check!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I just had a personal reality check!

Way to come out of your "shell", ABM.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

JACKPOT!!!

is this really the reaction to sex when you get old?

god help me

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

is this really the reaction to sex when you get old?

god help me

Yeah, I was thinking this as well. Can't blame an old guy for getting it up and getting it on.

But at the same time, if that's my reaction down the road.... heaven help me (literally, please, heaven, beam me up).

 

[ABM]

is this really the reaction to sex when you get old?

god help me

Nah, dude, this was about an intense closeness and intimacy (there's FAR more to intimacy than simply the sexual part), zoo lights in Tacoma; getting/decorating the Christmas tree; sharing nog and rum over stimulating conversation; snuggling; church on Sunday; joining the Y; a lovely dinner out; making turkey soup together; etc., etc., etc.

As I mentioned, JACKPOT!!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[ABM]

Yeah, how's that working out for you.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Yeah, how's that working out for you.

im really not one to brag on an internet forum, so lets just say a 2-3 girls a week, a dude, and a circle jerk at the park

but you enjoy your soup

 

[Boob-No-More]

im really not one to brag on an internet forum, so lets just say a 2-3 girls a week, a dude, and a circle jerk at the park

but you enjoy your soup

Wait, what???

I thought "making turkey soup" was a euphemism for a circle jerk at the park...

This is all too confusing!

BNM

 

[magnifier661]

My nights consist of a jar of Mayo, peanut butter and pickles up my ass.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My nights consist of a jar of Mayo, peanut butter and pickles up my ass.

Pickles is the name of your Great Dane, right?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Pickles is the name of your Great Dane, right?

a girl at my work tripped the other day and fell, then proceeded to tell me that she "ate shit"

so i call her poo taster now, which is a thinly veiled reference to her performing ass to mouth

where was i going with this... oh yeah

she told me once that she got drunk and blew chunks

 

[ABM]

im really not one to brag on an internet forum, so lets just say a 2-3 girls a week, a dude, and a circle jerk at the park

but you enjoy your soup

What a life.


















not

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What a life.

not

to each their own, some people like church and egg nog, some people like getting their dicks sucked by two guys at once

judge not

 

[ABM]

to each their own, some people like church and egg nog, some people like getting their dicks sucked by two guys at once

judge not

OK

.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

end of the day, as long as you are happy, that should make everyone that cares about you happy, including everyone here!