Politics We're going to war with Iran!

[SlyPokerDog]

Happy fun times ahead!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

And Mexico!
And possibly Australia!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...a3bfb0-e8bf-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html

Money quote:

Even in conversations marred by hostile exchanges, Trump manages to work in references to his election accomplishments. U.S. officials said that he used his calls with both Turnbull and Peña Nieto to mention his election win or the size of the crowd at his inauguration.

 

[BlazerWookee]

HIT 'EM IN THE MUSCLE! HIT 'EM IN THE MUSCLE!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

White House vows response to Iran’s ballistic missile test

The White House on Wednesday provided little clarity about the practical impact of an announcement from national security adviser Michael Flynn that the U.S. is “officially putting Iran on notice.”

http://thehill.com/policy/defense/317470-white-house-vows-response-to-irans-ballistic-missile-test

 

[barfo]

I'm putting Frederick Douglass on notice.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Good thing Obama let them develop nuclear technology and test missles!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Good thing Obama let them develop nuclear technology and test missles!

Our ships in the gulf have the ability to shoot down any missiles they launch.

Israel also has this ability.

 

[barfo]

We have the ability to shoot down any missiles they launch from our ships in the gulf.

Yeah, but why did Obama give them the ability to launch missiles from our ships??? They should use their own damn ships!

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah, but why did Obama give them the ability to launch missiles from our ships??? They should use their own damn ships!

barfo

I hate you.

 

[barfo]

I hate you.

It had to be done. Only 109 people reading the thread were affected, that's a very small number.

barfo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

We haven't invaded Iran in awhile, what took so long?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Flags are military bases lol

 

[blue32]

Glass the desert.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I hate you.

He's a grammar Nazi. Punch him, punch him, someone punch him....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Glass the desert.

I agree! Lets nuke Israel!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Yes, let's get in a nuclear war. Great idea!

 

[blue32]

I agree! Lets nuke Israel!

Snake eyes!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yes, let's get in a nuclear war. Great idea!

They're getting old. Don't you eat food before it gets old?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yes, let's get in a nuclear war. Great idea!

We won the last time we launched a nuke.

 

[blue32]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

We won the last time we launched a nuke.

We dropped them on Japan. And we've detonated like 1000 since.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We did no such thing. We dropped them on Japan. And we've detonated like 1000 since.

All wins. The lizard people were in retreat until we almost elected their leader, Hillary Clinton, president.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Can't we just give them all Ebola or something?

 

[barfo]

Can't we just give them all Ebola or something?

Given that it is black history month, we should think of the great Rodney King, who said "Can't we all just get Ebola?"

barfo

 

[MARIS61]

Our ships in the gulf have the ability to shoot down any missiles they launch.

Israel also has this ability.

They rarely use missiles in the gulf.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Cole_bombing

https://www.navytimes.com/articles/rising-threats-off-yemen-coast-has-the-navy-on-edge

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[MARIS61]

 

[riverman]

One step forward....two centuries step back...we now have a reality TV show egomaniac in control of the military....buckle up!

 

[SlyPokerDog]