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I would actually support going to war with Australia. I have said multiple times in this forum that we should only invade countries that the average citizen wants to visit.
 
Autopsy

Last night, I dreamed that my passport bled.
I dreamed that my passport was a tombstone
For our United States, recently dead.
I dreamed that my passport was made of bone—

That it was a canoe carved out of stone.
"But I can't swim," I said. "I will drown
If I can't make the shore. I'll die alone
In the salt. No, my body will be found

With millions of bodies, all of them brown."
I dreamed that my passport was a book of prayers,
Unanswered by the gods, but written down
By fact checkers in suits. "There are some errors

In your papers," they said. Then took me downstairs
To a room with fingernails on the floor.
I dreamed that my passport was my keyware,
But soldiers had set fire to the doors,

To all doors—a conflagration of doors.
I dreamed that my passport was my priest:
"Sherman, will you battle the carnivores
Or will you turn and abandon the weak?

Will you be shelter? Or will you concede?"
Last night, I dreamed that my passport was alive
When it entered the ICU. It breathed, it breathed,
Then it sighed and closed its eyes. It did not survive.

© Sherman Alexie 2017
 
SlyPokerDog said:
I would actually support going to war with Australia. I have said multiple times in this forum that we should only invade countries that the average citizen wants to visit.
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Australians have overtaken Americans as the most obnoxious, rowdy, rude, and hated tourists in Europe. Europeans fucking hate them.

I love them though, Australian girls are fucking hot and slutty. And Australian bros are fun to party with.
 
Australians hate refugees so much that they refuse to allow them in their country, and keep them on an island like they did with prisoners back in the day.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
Australians have overtaken Americans as the most obnoxious, rowdy, rude, and hated tourists in Europe. Europeans fucking hate them.

I love them though, Australian girls are fucking hot and slutty. And Australian bros are fun to party with.
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Agreed. I have a friend of mine who's Australian. She's.....FUCKING hot. I mean, wow.

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There's others, including a picture of her boyfriend's.....ahem....all over her bare ass. And I had a picture of her laying topless on a bed, until my old laptop exploded and I lost everything on it.

The Aussie women are hot as fuck.
 

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Iran probably has the most secular, well-educated population of any country in the Middle East (except maybe Israel). The majority of them hate their goverment, I hope that we over throw their goverment and let them form a secular regime. I know this sounds like the plan in Iraq (which did not turn out good), but in Iran it could actually work.
 
barfo said:
So... we should take their women, rather than their roos?

barfo
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Yes.

Wasn't it Arnold who told us to drive our enemies before us, and to hear the lamentations of "de wimmen"?
 
Sinobas said:
Iran probably has the most secular, well-educated population of any country in the Middle East (except maybe Israel). The majority of them hate their goverment, I hope that we over throw their goverment and let them form a secular regime. I know this sounds like the plan in Iraq (which did not turn out good), but in Iran it could actually work.
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Good luck trying to convince the American People to go along with that. And especially Democrats.
 
Sinobas said:
Iran probably has the most secular, well-educated population of any country in the Middle East (except maybe Israel). The majority of them hate their goverment, I hope that we over throw their goverment and let them form a secular regime. I know this sounds like the plan in Iraq (which did not turn out good), but in Iran it could actually work.
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Let them overthrow their own government.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
Australians have overtaken Americans as the most obnoxious, rowdy, rude, and hated tourists in Europe. Europeans fucking hate them.

I love them though, Australian girls are fucking hot and slutty. And Australian bros are fun to party with.
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Where's the scientific poll on what tourists Europe hates the most?
 
My boss is Iranian. Great guy, but the most intense mother fucker on the planet. He came over as an exchange student and wrestled at Oregon State. Married a white broad and is now ballin.

He's a Democrat who hates Trump.
 
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Iran Brushes Off Trump’s ‘Empty Threats’ Over Missile Tests

A top aide to Iran's supreme leader blamed the "inexperienced" Trump administration for apparent U.S. threats and vowed his country would continue testing ballistic missiles.

Ali Akbar Velayati, who advises Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on foreign affairs, said that Iran had not breached a nuclear deal reached with six major powers in 2015 or a U.N. Security Council resolution that endorsed the accord. The White House has accused Tehran of acting "in defiance" of a separate U.N. Security Council resolution on ballistic missiles, as opposed to the nuclear agreement.


Ali Akbar Velayati Fatemeh Bahrami
"This is not the first time that an inexperienced person has threatened Iran," Velayati said. "Iran is the strongest power in the region and has a lot of political, economic and military power ... America should be careful about making empty threats to Iran."

He added: "Iran will continue to test its capabilities in ballistic missiles and Iran will not ask any country for permission in defending itself."

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/iran-brushes-trump-s-empty-threats-over-missile-tests-n715746
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Iran Brushes Off Trump’s ‘Empty Threats’ Over Missile Tests

A top aide to Iran's supreme leader blamed the "inexperienced" Trump administration for apparent U.S. threats and vowed his country would continue testing ballistic missiles.

Ali Akbar Velayati, who advises Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on foreign affairs, said that Iran had not breached a nuclear deal reached with six major powers in 2015 or a U.N. Security Council resolution that endorsed the accord. The White House has accused Tehran of acting "in defiance" of a separate U.N. Security Council resolution on ballistic missiles, as opposed to the nuclear agreement.


Ali Akbar Velayati Fatemeh Bahrami
"This is not the first time that an inexperienced person has threatened Iran," Velayati said. "Iran is the strongest power in the region and has a lot of political, economic and military power ... America should be careful about making empty threats to Iran."

He added: "Iran will continue to test its capabilities in ballistic missiles and Iran will not ask any country for permission in defending itself."

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/iran-brushes-trump-s-empty-threats-over-missile-tests-n715746
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Trump triggered in 3... 2... 1...

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