What a Day!

[Shapecity]

<font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I</span></font> <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="black"><span style="color: black fontfamily Comic Sans MS">rear-ended a car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"</span></font>

 

[Mamba]

That was pretty damn good.

 

[Denny Crane]

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[CelticKing]

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[Arrpy]

lol, I herd it before, but it's still as funny as the first time!

 

[bbwMax]

lol i actually thought you were being serious then i got it lol

 

[tcaplayah]

haha lol!

 

[Hunter]

Im not going to lie, that took me a good thirty seconds after reading the joke twice to understand....hahaha</p>