<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Apr 26 2007, 09:57 AM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm glad to see you guys enjoy mocking my belief in Jesus
</div>You should pray for Jesus to help you stop masturbating. Everytime you think about masturbating, think that your hands are Jesus' hands and thus he is actually jacking you off.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KobeBryant_24 @ Apr 26 2007, 01:50 PM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I believe in Jesus and God. Praying has worked for me and has done some miraculous stuff. Like when we were facing an 8-0 team and we were 2-6, we ended up beating them in overtime. Another occasion was awhile back, the Cowboys were playing the Carolina Panthers, and we were down 13-0. Then Galloway caught a TD pass from Quincy Carter and made it 13-7. Then on 4th down, I prayed that somehow we would score a TD. Sure enough, "Carter looking, looking, throwing, CAUGHT! Antonio Bryant!". Another occasion was the miraculous Derek Fisher .4 shot. I prayed to god we would win the game somehow, sure enough, "they get it to Fisher, HE SCORES! Derek Fisher has scored at the buzzer." Another one was "Horry, for the win, good!". Another time I prayed we would win was, "Bryant, from way outside got it" against the Pistons in the finals. Then the most recent time I prayed during a game was, "Oh you got to get a shot here, final seconds, Bryant.. for the win.... BANG!"</div>Pray to become a better poster.