What are your weird quirks?

[MickZagger]

For instance, I prefer flat soda over regular soda. Also, I like drinking pickle juice.

 

[PapaG]

For instance, I prefer flat soda over regular soda.

I spend way more time than 99.99% of the population on a internet message board.

Also, I like drinking pickle juice.

Hmm...

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I eat all my fries before I touch my burger.

 

[MickZagger]

I spend way more time than 99.99% of the population on a internet message board.



Hmm...

Yeah, that too.

 

[MickZagger]

I eat all my fries before I touch my burger.

Oh, you're one of those compartmentalized eaters. One sections of the plate at a time....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I eat all my fries before I touch my burger.

I used to save my favorite food for last during a meal. Then I would get full but still eat the last part because it was my favorite. Just made me fat.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Oh, you're one of those compartmentalized eaters. One sections of the plate at a time....

Only that wah about fries and a burger. No idea why

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I eat all my fries before I touch my burger.

Funny because I have to take a bite of my burger, then eat a couple fries and finish with a sip of whatever I'm drinking. Rinse and repeat.

It has to be that order always too... Entree, Side, drink...

 

[Strenuus]

On the topic of food. If I go to a fast food restraunt and get 3 burgers off the dollar menu or something... Say like 2 McDoubles and a McChicken (for example)... I'd have to eat one mcdouble, then the mchicken, then the other mcdouble. If it's 4 burgers, then it just alternates.

Luckily, I don't eat fast food nearly as much, but I do that with anything food related that could fall under that criteria.

 

[Stevenson]

I hate ketchup and mayonnaise.

 

[MARIS61]

Double spacing.

That's the only one I'm aware of anyway.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I hate ketchup and mayonnaise.

Something wrong with you.....

 

[barfo]

I capture neighborhood pets and implant them with chips that list addresses thousands of miles away.

"We've found your cat in Oregon, can you come get it?"
"Oh my god, how did she get from Florida to Oregon? We just let her out an hour ago."

barfo

 

[PDXFonz]

On the topic of food. If I go to a fast food restraunt and get 3 burgers off the dollar menu or something... Say like 2 McDoubles and a McChicken (for example)... I'd have to eat one mcdouble, then the mchicken, then the other mcdouble. If it's 4 burgers, then it just alternates.

Luckily, I don't eat fast food nearly as much, but I do that with anything food related that could fall under that criteria.

You need to stick that mcchicken in the mcdouble and make it a mcgangbang. Better yet buy a bacon mcdouble and do it.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

sometimes i cant help myself and i go down to the park and ride to get a handjob from a hobo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

the compartmental eating thing is pretty common i guess, ive known a few friends that cant have their food mixed or even touching

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I gather up shipping carts left strewn all over parking lots and bring them to the cart return, just because it bugs me. I also pick things up that people leave in the wrong place at the grocery store and bring them back to where they belong. I guess I like order (but my house is a mess!)

 

[PapaG]

sometimes i cant help myself and i go down to the park and ride to get a handjob from a hobo

I really did laugh out loud reading this.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 3RA1N1AC again.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I really did laugh out loud reading this.

Why, because you thought he seemed familiar? ????

ZING!!!!!!!

 

[PapaG]

Why, because you thought he seemed familiar? ????

ZING!!!!!!!

Because it was just so ridiculous. Don't project your fantasies on me!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

jeeze guys relax

theres plenty to go around

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Because it was just so ridiculous. Don't project your fantasies on me!

It is not ridiculous. Most jokes have some truth in them.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I try to do the opposite, so everything normal to me is weird to you.


:MARIS61:

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

TEH GHEY

hoop fams

 

[Eastoff]

I hate ketchup and mayonnaise.

I like ketchup, but hate mayonnaise.

 

[crandc]

I also hate mayonnaise. I don't care if they call it aioli or remoulade or anything else, I loathe it.
Never eat fast food.
Can't leave the house without checking that stove burners off, refrigerator & freezer shut tight, back door locked - even if I checked kitchen earlier have to do it again. Also won't leave house without gum, although I only chew about 5 minutes.
All my books are in alphabetical order. Always make a grocery list, divided up by sections of the store. Mildly OCD.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I believe trading LaMarcus Aldridge for a draft pick is a really stupid idea.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I also hate mayonnaise. I don't care if they call it aioli or remoulade or anything else, I loathe it.
Never eat fast food.
Can't leave the house without checking that stove burners off, refrigerator & freezer shut tight, back door locked - even if I checked kitchen earlier have to do it again. Also won't leave house without gum, although I only chew about 5 minutes.
All my books are in alphabetical order. Always make a grocery list, divided up by sections of the store. Mildly OCD.

I do this too, better safe then sorry.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I have to take a sip of water after every bite of food. No exceptions.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

weird^^^