What did not happen last year

[crandc]

What did not happen:

A revolution did not break the country apart, as Tony Perkins (Family Research Council) predicted.
A new American revolution did not break out, as Liberty Council predicted.
All hell did not break loose as Tom DeLay predicted.
The spirit of hell was not unleashed on the nation as Rick Scarborough predicted, and he did not self-immolate.
Cliff Kincaid of Accuracy in media did not fight to the death.
Governors did not secede from the union to offer protection for millions of fleeing Americans as Joseph Farah, editor of World Net Daily, predicted.
There was not a new civil war as self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs predicted.
The union did not dissolve as Alan Keyes predicted.
The Southern states did not secede and form a new country called Reagan as former Reagan aide Douglas MacKinnon predicted.
There was no global financial crash, nuclear electromagnetic pulse attack, or fireball from space as Pat Robertson predicted.
There was no final judgment on the country as evangelist Carl Gillups predicted.
God did not cut off the nation’s food supply, and the country was not stricken with disease, pestilence, drought, natural disasters and earthquakes as Rick Wiles predicted.
A hurricane did not destroy Washington, D.C. as End Times author Jonathan Cahn predicted.
Pedophilia did not become a constitutional right, nor did bestiality, as Pat Robertson also predicted.
There was no secret government plan to legalize 12 “perversion” including bestiality, polygamy, and man-boy sex, as Tom DeLay also predicted.
NAMBLA did not receive benefits as Ben Carson predicted.
Christianity was not criminalized as Mike Huckabee predicted. Nor were any pastors thrown into prison.
Christians were not forced to have gay sex, as pastor Tim Brooks predicted.
Christians did not have their children taken from them, as pastor Erwin Lutzer predicted.

You would think those who claim a direct pipeline to their god would be a little better at prophecy.

What did happen:

Approximately 150,000 gay and lesbian couples got married.

Mozel tov.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

If you read the bible youll see that in corinthians paul told the people once the bible was completed that the gift of prophecy would no longer be needed. You no longer need to test a prophet with prophecy, you simply read your bible and if what they say doesnt line up you know they are frauds. Now since all the above mentioned claim to have a prophetic gift with which the bible says they dont, we can conclude they are all frauds.

Congrats on the marriages though?

 

[MARIS61]

Most of that was actually said with sarcasm or metaphorically by the original speakers, and a bit of hyperbole by some fringe idiots, but I would argue that some of it has already unfolded as described or is in the obvious process of materializing.

Most notably:
A revolution has pretty much broken the country apart, as Tony Perkins (Family Research Council) predicted.
A new American revolution did break out, as Liberty Council predicted.
All hell definitely broke loose as Tom DeLay predicted.
The spirit of hell was unleashed on the nation as Rick Scarborough predicted.
A global (or at least European) financial crash is definitely looming.
NAMBLA (as an extension of the Catholic Church) has always received benefits and preferential treatment from our government.
The majority of children taken from their parents have Christian parents.


I am not saying any of these things happened for any particular reason, and certainly not because of any gender-identity squabble, but they definitely happened.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What did not happen:

A revolution did not break the country apart, as Tony Perkins (Family Research Council) predicted.
A new American revolution did not break out, as Liberty Council predicted.
All hell did not break loose as Tom DeLay predicted.
The spirit of hell was not unleashed on the nation as Rick Scarborough predicted, and he did not self-immolate.
Cliff Kincaid of Accuracy in media did not fight to the death.
Governors did not secede from the union to offer protection for millions of fleeing Americans as Joseph Farah, editor of World Net Daily, predicted.
There was not a new civil war as self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs predicted.
The union did not dissolve as Alan Keyes predicted.
The Southern states did not secede and form a new country called Reagan as former Reagan aide Douglas MacKinnon predicted.
There was no global financial crash, nuclear electromagnetic pulse attack, or fireball from space as Pat Robertson predicted.
There was no final judgment on the country as evangelist Carl Gillups predicted.
God did not cut off the nation’s food supply, and the country was not stricken with disease, pestilence, drought, natural disasters and earthquakes as Rick Wiles predicted.
A hurricane did not destroy Washington, D.C. as End Times author Jonathan Cahn predicted.
Pedophilia did not become a constitutional right, nor did bestiality, as Pat Robertson also predicted.
There was no secret government plan to legalize 12 “perversion” including bestiality, polygamy, and man-boy sex, as Tom DeLay also predicted.
NAMBLA did not receive benefits as Ben Carson predicted.
Christianity was not criminalized as Mike Huckabee predicted. Nor were any pastors thrown into prison.
Christians were not forced to have gay sex, as pastor Tim Brooks predicted.
Christians did not have their children taken from them, as pastor Erwin Lutzer predicted.

You would think those who claim a direct pipeline to their god would be a little better at prophecy.

What did happen:

Approximately 150,000 gay and lesbian couples got married.

Mozel tov.

Morons, all of them. I'd ask who cares what they think but they have plenty of followers. Crazy.

 

[Further]

I predicted Taco Bell would introduce a taco within a taco within a taco within a churro. I too was wrong.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I predicted Taco Bell would introduce a taco within a taco within a taco within a churro. I too was wrong.

Just give it a little more time.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I predicted Taco Bell would introduce a taco within a taco within a taco within a churro. I too was wrong.

But i put my churro in mrs HCP's taco while we both ate tacos prepared by the HCP.