I had a dream last night that Oden returned to the Blazers. He looked uber athletic, but every time he went to dunk the ball he back rimmed the dunk and it would carom out to the 3 point line. Then some hot chicks showed up and I can't remember the rest cause at that point I didn't really care about Oden anymore.
That was my thought, too. That there is no way that he'll pass a team physical right now, so his agent will try to spin it as waiting for more options and being selective instead of letting the NBA know he still is nowhere close to being healthy.