What if Portland woulda drafted Jordan instead of Sam Bowie?

[Mark Jacobson]

 

[Boob-No-More]

You're dad probably wouldn't have fucked his sister and you would have never been born. So, lucky for you we didn't.

BNM

 

[KingSpeed]

What if HOUSTON had drafted Jordan and not Olajuwon? 6 titles is better than 2.

 

[Jon]

What if HOUSTON had drafted Jordan and not Olajuwon? 6 titles is better than 2.

exactly. he has no leg to stand on when it comes to this. piece of shit rockette fans.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This wouldn't have happened:

 

[Mark Jacobson]

This wouldn't have happened:

I would live through this and all of the heartbreaking disappointment from the last 23 years again if we got this once in a lifetime roster that we have right now in return. Just like how I would live through decades of Astros disappointment again if we got this once in a lifetime Astros roster that we have right now in return.

 

[BonesJones]

What if Houstonians ate less food?

 

[BonesJones]

I would live through this and all of the heartbreaking disappointment from the last 23 years again if we got this once in a lifetime roster that we have right now in return. Just like how I would live through decades of Astros disappointment again if we got this once in a lifetime Astros roster that we have right now in return.

And I would live through mediocre teams, just to avoid that shithole called Houston.

 

[Mark Jacobson]

What if Houstonians ate less food?

We are not the fattest city in America anymore. Things have changed.

https://www.chron.com/life/health/article/Houston-is-no-longer-America-s-fattest-city-6110175.php

 

[Mark Jacobson]

And I live through mediocre teams, just to avoid that shithole called Houston.

The only problem with Houston is the worst combination of heat and humidity in the country. Everything else is just like your good old average American city. Also we have our own Portland 2.5 hours away to the west in Austin.

 

[BonesJones]

We are not the fattest city in America anymore. Things have changed.

https://www.chron.com/life/health/article/Houston-is-no-longer-America-s-fattest-city-6110175.php

And now you're the city with the loosest skin (in more ways than one).

 

[KingSpeed]

I would live through this and all of the heartbreaking disappointment from the last 23 years again if we got this once in a lifetime roster that we have right now in return. Just like how I would live through decades of Astros disappointment again if we got this once in a lifetime Astros roster that we have right now in return.

Once in a lifetime assembly of choke artists. DAntoni, Harden, and CP3 are all playoff losers. I expect a hard choke out of them in the playoffs. Wouldn't be surprised if they lose in first round. I could write a book about how bad those 3 are in the playoffs. Harden goes back to college.

 

[BonesJones]

The only problem with Houston is the worst combination of heat and humidity in the country. Everything else is just like your good old average American city. Also we have our own Portland 2.5 hours away to the west in Austin.

Flat-ass Austin? Y'all don't have one single forest there. The landscape is ugly. You're ignorant.

 

[Mark Jacobson]

Once in a lifetime assembly of choke artists. DAntoni, Harden, and CP3 are all playoff losers. I expect a hard choke out of them in the playoffs. Wouldn't be surprised if they lose in first round. I could write a book about how bad those 3 are in the playoffs. Harden goes back to college.

The choking by all 3 of them has created a chip on their shoulder. It has created a sense of urgency. CP3 turns 33 on May 6th. CP knows it is now or never.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

The choking by all 3 of them has created a chip on their shoulder. It has created a sense of urgency. CP3 turns 33 on May 6th. CP knows it is now or never.

Yeah, that dynasty thing is certainly never happening; it's definitely now or never for like half of your regular rotation.

 

[BonesJones]

The choking by all 3 of them has created a chip on their shoulder. It has created a sense of urgency. CP3 turns 33 on May 6th. CP knows it is now or never.

You guys are gonna be hurting in 5 years. Meanwhile we'll still be on the upswing.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

You guys are gonna be hurting in 5 years. Meanwhile we'll still be on the upswing.

Gotta love the dual "Nurk Window" and "Dame Window" age cohorts happening on our team.

 

[BonesJones]

Gotta love the dual "Nurk Window" and "Dame Window" age cohorts happening on our team.

The Jusuf Nurkic+Zach Collins+Wade Baldwin+Chandler Hutchison window.

 

[Mark Jacobson]

You guys are gonna be hurting in 5 years. Meanwhile we'll still be on the upswing.

Only if you get another superstar.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

The Jusuf Nurkic+Zach Collins+Wade Baldwin+Chandler Hutchison window.

If nothing else, Olshey deserves praise for sticking to the Dame Window AND also seeking out bargains among the rookie contract kids to set up a future window.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Only if you get another superstar.

We're the second youngest team in the league. We have time...

BNM

 

[BonesJones]

Only if you get another superstar.

Jusuf Nurkic.

 

[BonesJones]

If nothing else, Olshey deserves praise for sticking to the Dame Window AND also seeking out bargains among the rookie contract kids to set up a future window.

It sets up for a potential blockbuster in the future. I probably wouldn't have the patience required for his job. Ehhh, I might, be as a fan, progress never happens fast enough.

Just needs to make the right decision in the dragt. If we could land a Jimmy Butler type of sleeper, wed be golden. #ChandlerHutchison2PDX2018

 

[PDXFonz]

Only if you get another superstar.

Maybe we should paint a picture of melo holding the Larry O' Brien trophy in our hallway.

 

[Mark Jacobson]

Maybe we should paint a picture of melo holding the Larry O' Brien trophy in our hallway.

We really dodged a bullet there. We almost got Melo, Bosh, and Parsons long term. Would have destroyed the capsheet,

 

[PDXFonz]

We really dodged a bullet there. We almost got Melo, Bosh, and Parsons long term. Would have destroyed the capsheet,

Yeah it's good for you now, seeing how you guys are guaranteed the championship this year. GO TEAM!

No chance of anyone "upsetting" the rockets!

 

[Lanny]

What if we had passed on Walton. What if we had passed on Lucas. What if we had drafted Bob McAdoo or Julius Erving instead of LaRue Martin. What if we had passed on Lillard. What if, what if, what if . . .

 

[Mark Jacobson]

Yeah it's good for you now, seeing how you guys are guaranteed the championship this year. GO TEAM!

No chance of anyone "upsetting" the rockets!

We have implemented the no choke protocol. Harden chokes alone. CP3 chokes alone. But the chances of Harden and CP3 choking together are very low.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Only if you get another superstar.

Nurk is 23 and has a PER of 19.0, which is nice.

 

[BonesJones]

Nurk is 23 and has a PER of 19.0, which is nice.

Plus defense, plus he played awful for half the season.