What if Portland woulda drafted Jordan instead of Sam Bowie?

[BonesJones]

We have implemented the no choke protocol. Harden chokes alone. CP3 chokes alone. But the chances of Harden and CP3 choking together are very low.

That's what she said.

 

[Lanny]

That's what she said.

Ask Kobe about that one.

 

[PDXFonz]

We have implemented the no choke protocol. Harden chokes alone. CP3 chokes alone. But the chances of Harden and CP3 choking together are very low.

All you can do is hope that chip isn't so big that it gets caught in their windpipe.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You're dad probably wouldn't have fucked his sister and you would have never been born. So, lucky for you we didn't.

BNM

That's mean. I was really depressed losing to Jordan and needed some comforting. My son Mark is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Plus, I sold his story to Adam Sandler and got rich. The Waterboy sucked but I got paid on the front end.

 

[riverman]

We are not the fattest city in America anymore. Things have changed.

https://www.chron.com/life/health/article/Houston-is-no-longer-America-s-fattest-city-6110175.php

other places are catching up?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

other places are catching up?

All their teeth fell out, just gorge on milkshakes until they vomit. Like an eating disorder.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Which sounds AWESOME except for the no teeth or nutrition part

 

[dviss1]

The only problem with Houston is the worst combination of heat and humidity in the country. Everything else is just like your good old average American city. Also we have our own Portland 2.5 hours away to the west in Austin.

Austin wants to be Portland when it grows up...

 

[Orion Bailey]

This shit is gold!!!!

You know its a blockbuster brawl when king and bones are standing side by side throwing bombs at the other side.
This is like if hcp and i got together to kick the verbal crap our of some laker fan infiltrating our forum.

Who is this? No rythm. Lame. The beat underneath is solid bit his accents are so off i though there was a sequencing issue at first.
Go back to houston if thats all ya got.
Shit...Dame is better and its just a hobby of his on the side.