What is the correct pronunciation of Simons?

[SIeepwalker]

I'm not sure why but this is hilarious

 

[THE HCP]

Being Polish, I hate Polish jokes.

Just yesterday I ordered a Polish sausage, and the guy behind the counter said "you must be Polish" I was just like WTF? So you're telling me if someone orders French toast you'd think they're French? If someone orders Belgian waffles they'd be from Belgium? So why just because I ordered Polish sausage you think I'm Polish?

He said well for starters, this is a hardware store.

Try being half Polish, half Mexican son!

 

[riverman]

Try being half Polish, half Mexican son!

We'll all just have to continue to let you lead by example...

 

[SIeepwalker]

Try being half Polish, half Mexican son!

Dude, You can't be Polish AND Mexican, at some point you need to make up your mind !
Can't have your cake and eat it too ! (actually you can, what a shit proverb)