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Rastapopoulos said:
As I have never lived in Oregon, let alone Portland, my contact with Blazers has been minimal. I did once meet a guy who was on the BBall team at Damon's first high school (before he transferred to a higher-prestige one) and said that everyone on the team hated him and was happy to see him go. So there's that.
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I played against Salim Stoudamire when he was a freshman at Lincoln. He did the same thing Damon did by transferring to higher-prestige team after his freshman season. A few years later at UO a group of friends and I got Lute Olson to pull Salim to the other side of the court in due part to our spectacularly drunk heckling.
 
I watched Bill Walton play pickup games on the beach courts when I was stationed at NTC in San Diego. Didn't talk to me but needless to say, I never got in the game when he was there and that's probably a good thing
 
Paint balling in Beaver creek Oregon at my friends paintball field we made. Gaming with Rasheed Wallace and his boys. Watching them hot box Rasheed's ride. In a bunker with Rasheed and I'm telling him to keep his head down and he's telling me how hard it is because he's so tall. Lol that conversation involved a little more than that but ya get the idea.

Second funniest was Oden and 6 men on the court. Lol
 
Raymond Felton leaving the Blazers and swearing he'd come back and drop 50 on us...then ending up cleaning street lamps for the city of New York's community service program....karma's a bitch
 
Early 90's, I must have been 8 or 9 and at the Columbia Villa Rec Center. In walks Uncle Cliffy. All of us kids were really excited, but nervous to approach him.

A couple other kids asked him "Are you Cliff Robinson?"

He responded "Nah, I'm Joe."

The kids said "No, you are Cliff Robinson!"

Uncle Cliffy: "Well then, why'd you ask?"

All of us kids laughed and thought it was so cool to be around him. When we left that day, my dad told me Uncle Cliffy was buying drugs...
 
When Portland had Clifford Robinson and the Lakers had Clifford Robinson, Schonz going nuts trying to call the game with players on each time with identical names on the floor at the same time.
 
We used to laugh our asses off, every time this thing drove by 122nd and Division. At the time, we didn't have a clue who it was. (Darius Miles) Blew us away that he was actually able to keep it on the road....mcmillan_darius_car.jpg
 
Dougnsalem said:
We used to laugh our asses off, every time this thing drove by 122nd and Division. At the time, we didn't have a clue who it was. (Darius Miles) Blew us away that he was actually able to keep it on the road....View attachment 9610
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Thats my playground! Is that Randolph checking it out on the far side?

Curious though. Why the hell would they be on the east side?
 
Probably the time I stole some of Darnell Valentine's popcorn...

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Yeah, I spent some time working over there. Too much time. I feel lucky I didn't get shot.... Lol

I think it's McMillan
 
We'd see him about once a week cruising through. Every time we had to watch him take the corner, half expecting something to break, and cause a massive pile up.... That thing was WAY in the air....
 
Thanks! Yeah, mine is nothing, compared to some of these hilarious ones.....
 
I will never forget Cliffs face when Jordan lit him up
 
A few years ago I was at a coworker's 21st birthday party at a strip club on Powell. We were all having fun, drinking and smoking on that back patio for the most part. Eventually we wandered into the main building and had various members of our party at the rack, the bar, at a table, or intermingling with the crowd. We ended up running into Channing Frye and a group of his friends. It got wilder and wilder as the time passed and more alcohol was consumed. The birthday boy (Sammy Cain) was getting pretty sloshed by then, as is expected. One of Frye's friends took a stripper into a private room for a lap dance (it only had a curtain separating it from the rest of the room). So Sammy (rest in peace) in his drunken birthday madness takes his shirt off, opens up the curtain and starts dancing and grinding on the guy and the stripper in the private room. He was a wild kid, and we kind of knew something like that might happen. Frye saw this and and walked up to where this was happening right in front of us and said, "Sammy, why you grinding on this private shit? What the fuck you doing Nigga?" Sammy was mentally destroyed at this time, looked up and asked Channing if he wants to come and hang out at his apartment and if he had any bitches he could send his way (these are their words and not mine). Our entire group got kicked out, needless to say. It was fun while it lasted.
 
This is Ducks related, so a bit off-topic, but it was funny. I was working at Elephants delicatessen as the cheese monger, but it was really busy at the register, so I left my area to go back up the register and help out. I had a conversation with a customer about Full House and we ended up singing the Full House theme song. The next person in line came to the register and it was Joey fucking Harrington. He joined in. It was really inappropriate that I was singing out loud in that place in the first place (the company likes to keep things stuffy), so Joey starts singing it with me. As we are singing a dumb theme song from a 90's sitcom together, my boss walks by and gives me the stink eye, but as we ended singing the theme song with the dumb "ba da da dop da dop scat thing" the entire crowd in the place cheered and clapped. My boss gave me a subtle smile. Of course, I was fired about 2 weeks later for not being the "right fit" for the company going forward.
 
theprunetang said:
This is Ducks related, so a bit off-topic, but it was funny. I was working at Elephants delicatessen as the cheese monger, but it was really busy at the register, so I left my area to go back up the register and help out. I had a conversation with a customer about Full House and we ended up singing the Full House theme song. The next person in line came to the register and it was Joey fucking Harrington. He joined in. It was really inappropriate that I was singing out loud in that place in the first place (the company likes to keep things stuffy), so Joey starts singing it with me. As we are singing a dumb theme song from a 90's sitcom together, my boss walks by and gives me the stink eye, but as we ended singing the theme song with the dumb "ba da da dop da dop scat thing" the entire crowd in the place cheered and clapped. My boss gave me a subtle smile. Of course, I was fired about 2 weeks later for not being the "right fit" for the company going forward.
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Fired for making customers happy? Whatever happened to predictability...?
 
theprunetang said:
This is Ducks related, so a bit off-topic, but it was funny. I was working at Elephants delicatessen as the cheese monger, but it was really busy at the register, so I left my area to go back up the register and help out. I had a conversation with a customer about Full House and we ended up singing the Full House theme song. The next person in line came to the register and it was Joey fucking Harrington. He joined in. It was really inappropriate that I was singing out loud in that place in the first place (the company likes to keep things stuffy), so Joey starts singing it with me. As we are singing a dumb theme song from a 90's sitcom together, my boss walks by and gives me the stink eye, but as we ended singing the theme song with the dumb "ba da da dop da dop scat thing" the entire crowd in the place cheered and clapped. My boss gave me a subtle smile. Of course, I was fired about 2 weeks later for not being the "right fit" for the company going forward.
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So your boss was a Beaver fan
 
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