OT What is your NYers resolution?

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Here's a hint for you, the funny bone or better known as the ulnar nerve has nothing to do with being humorous or understanding humorous sayings. Do you usually laugh when you hit your funny bone?

I always try to like a stupid post when it is the dumbest post I remember reading. I haven't liked that many of your posts you say?

Well, I said I try.
Read number two

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funny bone

 

[yankeesince59]

OMG, it's the Grammar Police!...again.

 

[Lanny]

I had both shoulders operated on for Rotator Cuff tears. It sucked because I was independently and gainfully self employed in the Home Inspection business (25 years). Fortunately, I was employed by a municipality for the last 10 years which did not require physical effort. That insurance was a miracle out of the clouds and I took full advantage of it. Had my teeth fixed too. I made sure taxpayer money was wisely used.

Those bennies are a major attraction of government jobs over the private sector. I too was trained in building inspection. Upon completion of a Community College program I was sent out with local building inspectors in the Washington County area. One time, I was given the task of red carding a concrete job. No fear hear, my dad was a bricklayer and I was once in the Army in combat. I had no problems whatsoever. I've done plumbing, electrical, structural and HVAC inspection. Nothing like you had, I'm sure. They wanted me to be an inspector in Washington county and in the city of Portland but I had my eyes on a second degree in Computer Science which I pursued.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Shaboid]

For my girlfriends sake, my New Years resolution is to not fall asleep on the couch.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Continuation of last year's resolution. Laugh my ass off!

 

[stampedehero]

Those bennies are a major attraction of government jobs over the private sector. I too was trained in building inspection. Upon completion of a Community College program I was sent out with local building inspectors in the Washington County area. One time, I was given the task of red carding a concrete job. No fear hear, my dad was a bricklayer and I was once in the Army in combat. I had no problems whatsoever. I've done plumbing, electrical, structural and HVAC inspection. Nothing like you had, I'm sure. They wanted me to be an inspector in Washington county and in the city of Portland but I had my eyes on a second degree in Computer Science which I pursued.

Lanny: Wise Choice. Take it all when you can! ($$) I'm sure the money is always better and the challenges more interesting in the field of information.

 

[stampedehero]

I prefer a gasoline powered snow thrower and my sibling to operate it.

 

[stampedehero]

Be more of an optimist about things and spend more time with kids and grandkids, as they all are within spitting distance.

……..When you get older, its good training that helps,when you can't hear them as you once did.

 

[crandc]

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Or using a keyboard!

I asked Lucia to make a resolution not to upchuck her kills. Birds and mice stay put but the little garden snakes she likes, despite them being almost entirely bone, tend to come back to haunt me. Yesterday I got home from the gym and wanted to kick back a bit before starting dinner. She came in with a snake and I thought oh no. Ten minutes later..... cleaning up partially digested dismembered snake from the floor is not my preferred post-workout activity.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

OMG, it's the Grammar Police!...again.

We have a new winner

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

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I wish more of you would start and complete the task. Starting to think is important but actually thinking things through to a logical conclusion would be awesome.

For example someone posts a snotty yet incorrect response about let's say a funny bone not having anything to do with a sense of humor....

Then as a hypothetical let's say someone who isn't a complete moron makes fun of that post and provides a link to a dictionary just in case.

THEN in a perfect example of someone either just not thinking his post through or being on meth we get a "Oh noes itz da grammar police"

You probably couldn't find a series of posts where one side was so completely wrong about everything. (I just typed literally and changed it to probably because I finished thinking it through)

This is the price we pay associating with people who seem to be six months away from spraying their plants with Gatorade.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I wish more of you would start and complete the task. Starting to think is important but actually thinking things through to a logical conclusion would be awesome.

For example someone posts a snotty yet incorrect response about let's say a funny bone not having anything to do with a sense of humor....

Then as a hypothetical let's say someone who isn't a complete moron makes fun of that post and provides a link to a dictionary just in case.

THEN in a perfect example of someone either just not thinking his post through or being on meth we get a "Oh noes itz da grammar police"

You probably couldn't find a series of posts where one side was so completely wrong about everything. (I just typed literally and changed it to probably because I finished thinking it through)

This is the price we pay associating with people who seem to be six months away from spraying their plants with Gatorade.

I gotta get my plants electrolytes man.

 

[Hobbesarable]

I wish more of you would start and complete the task. Starting to think is important but actually thinking things through to a logical conclusion would be awesome.

For example someone posts a snotty yet incorrect response about let's say a funny bone not having anything to do with a sense of humor....

Then as a hypothetical let's say someone who isn't a complete moron makes fun of that post and provides a link to a dictionary just in case.

THEN in a perfect example of someone either just not thinking his post through or being on meth we get a "Oh noes itz da grammar police"

You probably couldn't find a series of posts where one side was so completely wrong about everything. (I just typed literally and changed it to probably because I finished thinking it through)

This is the price we pay associating with people who seem to be six months away from spraying their plants with Gatorade.

That had me laughing as well.

My resolution is easily attainable. I love it.

 

[GhostOfPGA]

At this rate, not to kill myself is a good one.

 

[Stevenson]

What's it like being born without a funny bone?

I have often wanted to ask you that, although you do clearly get many chuckles from your private, long-running, long having beaten the dead horse, inside joke with yourself.

 

[barfo]

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[bodyman5000 and 1]

I have often wanted to ask you that, although you do clearly get many chuckles from your private, long-running, long having beaten the dead horse, inside joke with yourself.

Hey what a stupid post. An author and you don't know that your elbow doesn't make you laugh. Duh

 

[MARIS61]

Be more of an optimist about things and spend more time with kids and grandkids, as they all are within spitting distance.

Maybe change that to "hugging distance"?

 

[Shaboid]

At this rate, not to kill myself is a good one.

Damn bro, that isn't a funny joke.