Forum Game What Player Acquisition would make you Quit being a Blazers Fan?

[kjironman1]

Now Seattle Trailblazers would really piss me off.....

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Along the same lines, what do people think of Grayson Allen?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Along the same lines, what do people think of Grayson Allen?

Sure. Id kick him in the nutz....

 

[Labinot41]

Along the same lines, what do people think of Grayson Allen?

More ugly face than meyers

 

[Boob-No-More]

I'll always be a Blazers fan. I survived J.R. Rider, Ruben Patterson and Qyntel Woods. That's three pretty fucked up human beings right there.

That said, I'd find it hard to root for a line up of:

Russell Westbrook
James Harden
Draymond Green
Blake Griffin
Demarcus Cousins

Too bad, they'd win a LOT of games (assuming Russ occasionally let someone else shoot in the 4th quarter), but the flopping, whining and complaining would drive me nuts.

BNM

 

[Jon]

^^ This is the only thing that would make me not care. Moving. I lived in San Diego for years and thought I'd stick with the Chargers. As soon as they went to LA, that was it. Don't care.

look on the bright side. if they moved, nobody would need comcast anymore. comcast's stock would drop dramatically.


on the other side..... fuck comcast.

 

[Shaboid]

Tom Brady

Similarly, Alex Rodriguez.

 

[andalusian]

Similarly, Alex Rodriguez.

Oscar Pistorius

 

[BlazerWookee]

Imma hafta get back to you with my long list later ton8ght.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Jayson Williams?

BNM

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Imma hafta get back to you with my long list later ton8ght.

Any player who tweets like this

 

[PDXFonz]

Imagine if we Steve Blaked Felton.

I'd still be a fan, a disgruntled one...

 

[dviss1]

I would continue to support them if they moved to Vegas or Vancouver BC. I wouldn't if they moved to Seattle or someplace like Louisville, Pittsburgh, or San Jose, California.

The thread is regarding player acquisition tho.

However, If the team were to be moved.....

I'm:

• No longer a fan
• Boycotting the "new team"
• Finally butt flossing with and burning my TT jersey
• Riding the FUCK YOU Paul Allen Train until the wheels fall off

In no particular order...

 

[dviss1]

Jade Falcon got his inspiration from this guy.

In the picture, the two in the middle look like they tool each other and the guys on the ends look like Progressive Insurance bit actors

Lol. Quote @Jade Falcon when you say his name!

And put some RESPECK on it!

 

[crandc]

Not going to happen but I have no problem at all acquiring Stephen Curry or LeBron James.

 

[dviss1]

I stayed through

PatterNash
McGowen
Colabro and Hurd
AssClown McScribbles
And Sheed, who through a towel in my favorite players face
The drafting and extention of Leonar_

I'm here for the long haul

Bro... @julius had a great thread the other day:

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/funny-sabonis-story-not-necessarily-sfw.326024/

"I will keel heem"

 

[dviss1]

Not going to happen but I have no problem at all acquiring Stephen Curry or LeBron James.

I like your thinking.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Another Jermaine O'Neil/Dale Davis flub would push me towards that edge.

And yes, DeAndre for Zach Collins has this written all over it IMO.

 

[bradk8605]

A Clone of Evan Turner.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

A Clone of Evan Turner.

Hahahaha! That would be a downer for sure.