What To Do About DUI's Like THIS???

[BLAZER PROPHET]

http://now.msn.com/danny-reynolds-arrested-for-dui-while-riding-a-horse

Drunk man arrested for DUI while riding a horse

If you really want to party on your next birthday, hang with Danny Reynolds. The Kentucky man celebrated his son’s birthday by knocking back a couple beers and was returning home when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies. On his horse. Deputies said the 55-year-old Reynolds staggered while dismounting from his steed, and that his blood-alcohol level was two times the legal limit. When they searched Reynolds, deputies said they found weed and rolling papers in his pockets, and beer and a mason jar filled with moonshine in his saddle bag. For his night of horseplay Reynolds was saddled with multiple charges, including “non-motor vehicle under the influence.”

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

My college roomate got one for riding a bicycle drunk.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

DANG IT!!!

Will one of you worthless bags of *unbelievably gross expletive deleted* place this over in the OT area.

Thanks!

BP

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ABM'd!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The cops probably saved the horse from being date raped.

 

[Denny Crane]

A lesson for Maris61 about not riding his high horse drunk.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

The cops probably saved the horse from being date raped.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[ABM]

Then there's this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jones#cite_ref-6

...........(George) Jones's identity was closely tied to his alcoholism. One of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days happened when he was married to his second wife, Shirley Corley. Jones recalled Shirley making it physically impossible for him to travel to Beaumont, located 8 miles away, and buy liquor. Because Jones would not walk that far, she would hide the keys to each of their cars they owned before leaving. She, however, did not hide the keys to the lawn mower. Jones recollects being upset at not being able to find any keys before looking out the window and at a light that shone over their property. He then described his thoughts, saying: "There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did."[6]

In her 1979 autobiography, former wife Tammy Wynette recalled waking at 1 AM to find her husband gone: "I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away. When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He'd driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she'd come after me.'"[7]

Jones later jokingly sang of the lawn mower incident in his 1996 single "Honky Tonk Song", and parodied his arrest in the music video............

 

[3RA1N1AC]

if my memory serves me, charges similar to this have been thrown out, if it can be established that the horse was merely walking home, and the man was just along for the ride

 

[Denny Crane]

if my memory serves me, charges similar to this have been thrown out, if it can be established that the horse was merely walking home, and the man was just along for the ride

Been there, done that?

 

[jlprk]

Is it legally a DUI if the horse is drunk but the rider is sober?

Is it legally a DUI if one is drunk, the other sober, and the man was carrying the horse (e.g. a baby Shetland pony)?

 

[MickZagger]

Any Republican's have any John Deere DUI stories you wanna share with us?