I have a quality racist joke for you HCP. An undocumented lawn care specialist told me this one.
Three kids are in school...
A White, a Black, and a Mexican kid. The teacher tells them to
make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government
cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's
dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!"