What would you do if you saw Jesus Christ?

[magnifier661]

Hypothetical scenario...

Let's assume Jesus Christ was real and he decided to give you a visit. You have just one question to ask him; what would it be?

My question would be....

"Can I actually see the beginning of creation in summary?"

 

[tlongII]

I would ask him what he is doing on my toast.

 

[Nikolokolus]

"Why does your dad have such a sadistic sense of humor?"

 

[Haakzilla]

...throw stones?!

 

[magnifier661]

...throw stones?!

LOL

 

[magnifier661]

"Why does your dad have such a sadistic sense of humor?"

I've always wondered about that really. The first three books in the bible can be really depressing.

 

[Nate4Prez]

Can your dad make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

 

[THE HCP]

What are the last 5 songs he listened to on his iPod........and why he hasn't replied to my Facebook friend request!


Sent from my baller ass iPad FAMS!

 

[tlongII]

 

[Mediocre Man]

Apologize and ask for forgiveness

 

[mook]

I'd ask if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally and just see what he thought of it.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

stop and frisk

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Apologize and ask for forgiveness

This.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

"I thought you were white?"

 

[magnifier661]

"I thought you were white?"

That was good

 

[MarAzul]

Hypothetical scenario...

Let's assume Jesus Christ was real and he decided to give you a visit. You have just one question to ask him; what would it be?

My question would be....

"Can I actually see the beginning of creation in summary?"

According to Sly, you should get to know him, before asking questions.

 

[crowTrobot]

I'd ask him if he had a 45 of Surfin' Bird

 

[Further]

Can you do magic better than Penn and Teller?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I would get him to sign a contract making me his agent and then I would start negotiating pay per view deals, merchandise, movies, etc.

 

[Further]

I'd ask how big his Johnson is.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Have you heard that Blondie song about the rapture?

 

[barfo]

I'd ask him "A huge number of people believe in obvious nonsense because of you. You've done nothing to prevent that. Your religion has held back human progress at every opportunity for 2000 years. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

barfo

 

[magnifier661]

I'd ask him "A huge number of people believe in obvious nonsense because of you. You've done nothing to prevent that. Your religion has held back human progress at every opportunity for 2000 years. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

barfo

Do you believe in the Big Bang? Well a Christian found that. Did you like electricity? well fancy that a Christian discovered it just for you.

Pretty obvious you are blinded by your hatred.

 

[barfo]

Do you believe in the Big Bang? Well a Christian found that. Did you like electricity? well fancy that a Christian discovered it just for you.

Pretty obvious you are blinded by your hatred.

No, sorry, don't have any hatred.
Christians found the Big Bang and electricity? That's fine. I didn't say Christians are useless. I implied Christianity is worse than useless

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Under the Patriot Act, I'd turn him in for looking like an Arab bomber. During the torture, no one would hear from him for 2000 years.

 

[crandc]

Hat tips to Fez and barfo.

Again, unanswerable question because the premise is disputed. There may have been a Yeshua (Jesus in Greek) who taught and preached in the Middle East around 2000 years ago and had a following, although even that is unproven. But the rest? Divinity, virgin birth, miracles, rising from the dead?

And of course a lot of folks have claimed to be the second coming. How would YOU know it was the real dude?

And BTW, is it necessary for Jesus to return as a male?

But I'd guess I'd ask him/her if he/she every said anything about forced transvaginal ultrasounds and gay marriage being the fundamentals of his worship.

 

[magnifier661]

Hat tips to Fez and barfo.

Again, unanswerable question because the premise is disputed. There may have been a Yeshua (Jesus in Greek) who taught and preached in the Middle East around 2000 years ago and had a following, although even that is unproven. But the rest? Divinity, virgin birth, miracles, rising from the dead?

And of course a lot of folks have claimed to be the second coming. How would YOU know it was the real dude?

And BTW, is it necessary for Jesus to return as a male?

But I'd guess I'd ask him/her if he/she every said anything about forced transvaginal ultrasounds and gay marriage being the fundamentals of his worship.

What would you like? A gay woman that shoots rainbows out of her fingers and toes?

 

[Natebishop3]

I probably wouldn't recognize him because he wouldn't look anything like the pictures.

 

[magnifier661]

I probably wouldn't recognize him because he wouldn't look anything like the pictures.

Yeah he would look more Arabic than white!

 

[Natebishop3]

Yeah he would look more Arabic than white!

Maybe you HAVE seen Jesus and you had no idea?