Rumor What's going on in Portland?

[SlyPokerDog]

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Nice find, is that where you and your woman are staying while in town? ErrorBnB?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nice find, is that where you and your woman are staying while in town? ErrorBnB?

I'm gonna cop a Feds get out shirt for street cred

 

[wizenheimer]

I'm gonna cop a Feds get out shirt for street cred

wut? not enough street cred with a katana?

a katana, steel-toed boots, a gas mask, and a matched pair of Rottweilers will give you far more street cred than a t-shirt. That would be the definition of 'being strapped'

 

[crandc]

That story about burning bibles and American flags in Portland. Turns out not so much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/11/...tion=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

 

[wizenheimer]

That story about burning bibles and American flags in Portland. Turns out not so much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/11/us/politics/russia-disinformation-election-meddling.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

everybody needs to read that article and understand what is at the foundation of a lot or right wing talking points since 2016.

it's propaganda and lies....24-7. Trump is truly the Manchurian Candidate and the R's are his fucking deranged mother. All despicable pieces of shit....Putin too

 

[julius]

That story about burning bibles and American flags in Portland. Turns out not so much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/11/us/politics/russia-disinformation-election-meddling.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

You act like facts matter!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Drove through the other day, downtown was a fucking shithole.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Drove through the other day, downtown was a fucking shithole.

Should have stopped at Nordstrom before they close. The sales are insane.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Should have stopped at Nordstrom before they close. The sales are insane.

Downtown is closing? Went to Washington Square. Not much good shit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Downtown is closing? Went to Washington Square. Not much good shit.

All of Nordstrom is closing. They just haven't said anything yet.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

All of Nordstrom is closing. They just haven't said anything yet.

That sucks. I mean, I really do most of my shopping online anyways.

Sometimes I get a good deal for in store shoes.

 

[BigGameDamian]

All of Nordstrom is closing. They just haven't said anything yet.

Nordstrom will at some point. The customer service sure isn't what it use to be.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nordstrom will at some point. The customer service sure isn't what it use to be.

All went downhill after I left the company!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They had their anniversary sale shit roped off. Cardmembers can shop now, but everyone else can look but not buy (I guess they've done this in the past).

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All went downhill after I left the company!

I imagine Men's Swords wasn't one of their biggest sellers.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I imagine Men's Swords wasn't one of their biggest sellers.

I PITCHED THE DAMNED URBAN SOMBRERO

 

[BigGameDamian]

All went downhill after I left the company!

Also went downhill after Blake Nordstrom passing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Also went downhill after Blake Nordstrom passing.

That's the whitest name ever.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I ate at Saylers Old Country Kitchen on Saturday night. Didn't know it was like a few blocks away from the Portland Police East Division!

Sayler's was dope tho

 

[Lanny]

Should have stopped at Nordstrom before they close. The sales are insane.

You know what I like about Nordstrom? I like the perfume/makeup department and the purses department. Gorgeous women and they smell good.
I hate hanging around women with BO and hairy armpits like I use to when I smoked a lot of weed.

 

[Lanny]

I ate at Saylers Old Country Kitchen on Saturday night. Didn't know it was like a few blocks away from the Portland Police East Division!

Sayler's was dope tho

I was thinking about eating there last night. Wound up getting a prime rib and salad from the Chart House. Damn, that's more meat than I can eat in three sittings. Also, they gave me that damn creamy horseradish that's worthless. I want the real stuff, freshly grated.

 

[crandc]

You know what I like about Nordstrom? I like the perfume/makeup department and the purses department. Gorgeous women and they smell good.
I hate hanging around women with BO and hairy armpits like I use to when I smoked a lot of weed.

Fragrance products make me severely and painfully sick. Absolutely zero tolerance.

 

[e_blazer]

Never cared much for Nordstroms. Stuff always seemed overpriced. A couple we knew said they once “did the deed” in one of their dressing rooms, so I guess it wasn’t all bad.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Never cared much for Nordstroms. Stuff always seemed overpriced. A couple we knew said they once “did the deed” in one of their dressing rooms, so I guess it wasn’t all bad.

A Nordstroms Smartcare dress shirt is a gift from god. Comes out ironed from the dryer. Absolutely love them.

 

[e_blazer]

A Nordstroms Smartcare dress shirt is a gift from god. Comes out ironed from the dryer. Absolutely love them.

Should have known you were a dandy.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

A Nordstroms Smartcare dress shirt is a gift from god. Comes out ironed from the dryer. Absolutely love them.

Who wears dress shirts?

Start wearing black V-necks with everything bro.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Should have known you were a dandy.

Who wears dress shirts?

Start wearing black V-necks with everything bro.

Shirt like this with a pair of jeans. Tucked or untucked. Look sharp.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/nordstr...umb=Home/Men/Clothing/Shirts&color=grey shade

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shirt like this with a pair of jeans. Tucked or untucked. Look sharp.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/nordstrom-mens-shop-smartcare-traditional-fit-twill-boat-shirt/5697117?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home/Men/Clothing/Shirts&color=grey shade

When you're 6'4 and handsome like I am it looks good.

You short fat fuckers will just have to try and hide that mess under a black v-neck.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When you're 6'4 and handsome like I am it looks good.

You short fat fuckers will just have to try and hide that mess under a black v-neck.

#NerdPatrol

Jeans
V-Neck
Navy Blazer
Italian Loafers

STANDARD ISSUE BRO

 

[SlyPokerDog]

#NerdPatrol

Jeans
V-Neck
Navy Blazer
Italian Loafers

STANDARD ISSUE BRO

You wear a unbuttoned Tommy Bahama over a wife beater.