What's Your Starting 5?

[THE HCP]

Thought I'd try to move away from all the Melo and Nazi talk on here with something fun......

I got Kevin Love/Anthony Davis/Carmelo Anthony/Eric Gordon/Brandon Knight

 

[riverman]

Thought I'd try to move away from all the Melo and Nazi talk on here with something fun......

I got Kevin Love/Anthony Davis/Carmelo Anthony/Eric Gordon/Brandon Knight

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Cool thread, but it has to be fake....you have NO Lakers on your team!!

 

[riverman]

WTF is a battery percentage? I've never been accused of assault and battery! Must mean for you geeks light sabres......

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got 5 Meyers Leonards. Looks like I'm winning the draft lottery.

 

[riverman]

This has to be an identity theft site I'm thinkin'

 

[riverman]

I got Damian Lillard, Lamarcus, Nico, Wes and Rolo........

 

[tester551]

Kawai Leonard, Harison Barnes, Brook Lopez, DeRozen,& Wade.

 

[SIeepwalker]

PG: I. Thomas
SG: Lowry
SF: Wade
PF: Greek Freak
C: Myles Turner

Not sure about this one

 

[SIeepwalker]

PG: I. Thomas
SG: Lowry
SF: Wade
PF: Greek Freak
C: Myles Turner

Not sure about this one

Hold on, 83. Myles Turner was my battery%.
Let me retake the test in 5min and get 82. Jusuf Nurkic

 

[Haakzilla]

@HCP how many days did this take you to figure out your starting 5?!

D'Angelo Russell
Rudy Gay
Aaron Gordon
Lance Stephenson
Eric Gordon

...and championship bound!!!

 

[SIeepwalker]

@HCP how many days did this take you to figure out your starting 5?!

D'Angelo Russell
Rudy Gay
Aaron Gordon
Lance Stephenson
Eric Gordon

...and championship bound!!!

wow, I wasn't sure about mine, but this team is TERRIBLE

 

[Minstrel]

Following the rules, I got:

PG: Steph Curry
SG: Kawhi Leonard
SF: Kevin Durant
PF: LeBron James
C: Anthony Davis

Not bad. Not at all who I'd select if I could take anyone, but this is basically a random exercise.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

JR Smith (# of letters)
LeBron James (age)
Brook Lopez (battery)
Draymond Green (2)
Lance Stephenson (substituted 0 with 100)

I got a whole lot of crazy

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

looks like HCP is data mining....

 

[Strenuus]

JR Smith
Kyrie Irving
Joel Embiid
JJ Reddick
Nico

My team fucking sucks.

 

[Minstrel]

JR Smith
Kyrie Irving
Joel Embiid
JJ Reddick
Nico

My team fucking sucks.

Well, maybe you'll get something decent back for Kyrie Irving, who wants a trade because he refuses to share the spotlight with JJ Redick.

 

[Sweetriverphil]

I had to whip out my ti-83 and some graph paper to figure this out. I think I have a team full of Eric Gordons.

Wish you were her,
Phil

 

[riverman]

ok....power nap over, I did this....here's mine
Paul Millsap
Kevin Durant
Avery Bradley
Chris Middleton......battery dude
Nikola Jokic

Not too shabby!!! Just being 63 got me KD!!!!!!

 

[Natebishop3]

Steph Curry
Kyle Lowry
Rudy Gay
Draymond Green
Jusuf Nurkic

I like it!

 

[theprunetang]

I have a better system:

1. Last two digits of your social security #.
2. Using the alphabet like numbers, add up the total number for every letter in your last name.
3. Now do the same thing for your mother's Maiden name.
4. Using the alphabet/number system, give us the state that you reside in by adding those together. If Oregon, that would be O=15 and R=18, so 15+18=33.
5. Do the same thing for the state your dad was born in. This is fun!

Just pm me your answers!

Here is a handy conversion chart.

 

[Minstrel]

I have a better system:

1. Last two digits of your social security #.
2. Using the alphabet like numbers, add up the total number for every letter in your last name.
3. Now do the same thing for your mother's Maiden name.
4. Using the alphabet/number system, give us the state that you reside in by adding those together. If Oregon, that would be O=15 and R=18, so 15+18=33.
5. Do the same thing for the state your dad was born in. This is fun!

Just pm me your answers!

Here is a handy conversion chart.

Xericx already made this joke, much more succinctly:

looks like HCP is data mining....

 

[theprunetang]

Xericx already made this joke, much more succinctly:

Yeah, but I instituted a plan.

 

[BoomChakaLaka]

Paul Milsap
Paul George
CJ
Karl Anthony Towns
Porzingis

 

[Chris Craig]

Giannis Antetokoumpo
Damian Lillard
Steph Curry
CJ McCollum
Jordan Clarkson

 

[Minstrel]

Giannis Antetokoumpo
Damian Lillard
Steph Curry
CJ McCollum
Jordan Clarkson

Quite the small ball unit. I guess Clarkson is your power forward.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

JR Smith
Kyrie Irving
Joel Embiid
JJ Reddick
Nico

My team fucking sucks.

I think mine's worse. In order, I got:
Isaiah Thomas
Derrick Rose
Eric Gordon
Chris Paul
Jordan Clarkson

Complete smurf-ball unit

and yes, I'm a 38-year-old born on the 30th with 22 letters in my name and 10 at the end of my phone number. Do what you want with that information. I'm not scurred.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Dion "The Soup Juggler" Waiters
Harrison Fucking Barnes
Jeff Teague
Klay Thompson
Victor Oladipo

Ugh what a shitty lineup

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I think mine's worse. In order, I got:
Isaiah Thomas
Derrick Rose
Eric Gordon
Chris Paul
Jordan Clarkson

Complete smurf-ball unit

For the two games they all play together without injury

 

[Minstrel]

I think mine's worse. In order, I got:
Isaiah Thomas
Derrick Rose
Eric Gordon
Chris Paul
Jordan Clarkson

Complete smurf-ball unit

and yes, I'm a 38-year-old born on the 30th with 22 letters in my name and 10 at the end of my phone number. Do what you want with that information. I'm not scurred.

I'm willing to give you two new players. Just give me the last four digits of your social security number and your credit card PIN so I can check them against the player key.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'm willing to give you two new players. Just give me the last four digits of your social security number and your credit card PIN so I can check them against the player key.

Out of curiosity, I checked to see what those would give me. I'd be no better off.