Wheels Happy Hour - It's Official

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"I'm here for the internet meeting for portland basketball fans!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"I'm here for the internet meeting for portland basketball fans!"

WRONG!

"Hi, I'm one of the new Blazer Assistant General Managers and I'd like to open a bar tab under the name of Paul Allen for all of my internet Blazer buddies."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

WRONG!

"Hi, I'm one of the new Blazer Assistant General Managers and I'd like to open a bar tab under the name of Paul Allen for all of my internet Blazer buddies."

chicks dig assistant GMs.

 

[THE HCP]

Who's buying me dinner?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Mayor Sam Adams.

bring your A-game though.

 

[BlazerBeliever]

My son Patrick Travis(after Outlaw) and I will be there around 4 so we can beat the traffic on 217 and I-5

 

[THE HCP]

Now just to make sure, this is at the claim jumper by bridgeport village?

 

[Wheels]

Oh my, oh my, oh my, what if it were true?

one of the best live music moments of my life was the Violent Femmes at the bite of Oregon a few years ago. during Jesus Walking On Water... they had a "fiddle off" .......... AMAZING!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

one of the best live music moments of my life was the Violent Femmes at the bite of Oregon a few years ago. during Jesus Walking On Water... they had a "fiddle off" .......... AMAZING!

Are you going Friday? You better not lame-o out of this like you do everything else.

 

[MickZagger]

Are you going Friday? You better not lame-o out of this like you do everything else.

He's got a halo tourney to play in.

 

[Wheels]

Are you going Friday? You better not lame-o out of this like you do everything else.

I'm trying to get out of some previous arrangements... seriously I am. Check back with me Thursday.

 

[Wheels]

He's got a halo tourney to play in.

lol ass.

 

[Wheels]

oh and LOL at the Lame-o comment! I called my wife a Lame-o girl the other day too... how the hell do we use the same words!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

oh and LOL at the Lame-o comment! I called my wife a Lame-o girl the other day too... how the hell do we use the same words!

I am to your wife as BeerBoy is to HCP's.

 

[Wheels]

I am to your wife as BeerBoy is to HCP's.

I had to re-read that a couple times....

 

[THE HCP]

Now just to make sure, this is at the claim jumper by bridgeport village?

anyone?

 

[ABM]

anyone?

Yes, the one next to Bridgeport Village be it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

anyone?

If you're buying drinks it's at the Bridgeport Village Claim Jumper.

If you're not it's at the Clackamas Town Center Claim Jumper.

 

[Eastoff]

anyone?

yes..

 

[ABM]

Hey, HCP........Wheels tells me that you have stories to tell.

Can't wait!!

 

[MickZagger]

Hey, HCP........Wheels tells me that you have stories to tell.

Can't wait!!

Something about a gangbang?

 

[ABM]

Something about a gangbang?

Did HCP have a butt lift?

 

[MickZagger]

Did HCP have a butt lift?

He did, now he needs someone to wax it. I'm sure there's some takers at Happy Hour.

 

[ABM]

He did, now he needs someone to wax it. I'm sure there's some takers at Happy Hour.

Yeesh, where's KingSpeed when you really need him?!

 

[ehizzy3]

I am to your wife as BeerBoy is to HCP's.

so do you have to be 21 to attend?

 

[THE HCP]

so do you have to be 21 to attend?

No, but you can't be a hillbilly from HillsBurrito!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Must have lost his free internet connection at home and is now having to stay at work late to get his porn fix.

I'll have you know my porn is just fine, thank you very much. No fix needed.

 

[Eastoff]

so do you have to be 21 to attend?

I doubt it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

so do you have to be 21 to attend?

No but any booze you want will cost twice as much.

 

[Wheels]

lol!