After perusing my extensive (imaginary) blackbook of hot chicks, I realized that none of them are "Blazer" enough for this event. My best friend (who is the next best thing as far as hotness goes) is taking his son to football practice, so what I've been left with is.......... my in-laws. Me, my wife, my in-laws (or one of them), and probably my baby son. We were going to leave him at home, except that his babysitters are now coming with us.
There's a menage-a-trois clause with me, my spouse, and any significant others of any additional riders in my vehicle. But I'll just assume you're cool with that.