When do the Blazers get to .500?

[julius]

These mouth breathers know where there bread is buttered!

Or in your case, where their burrito is quesadilla'd.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

2nd game of next season.

No way, game 40 next season after winning 20 in a row.

 

[julius]

Oh, should I have said FIFTY-FIVE wins like you did? Who's prediction do you think will be closer?

Which is more likely, the team going 42-7 (to reach 55-27), or 10-39 (to reach 23-59)?

Somehow I'm thinking 10-39 is far more likely than 42-7 (which would be a historic run).

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I predicted 27 wins.

No one gave me shit about it because they like me more than they do HCP.

 

[KingSpeed]

Oh, should I have said FIFTY-FIVE wins like you did? Who's prediction do you think will be closer?

Mine. If we win 40, mine is closer.

 

[KingSpeed]

Speaking of bets (I still think I'll win this one, even though I went back and couldn't find the post where we ever officially finalized said bet) MAGS still owes me a steak dinner from El Gaucho for last seasons bet he lost to me!

Um, you flat out told me the bet was on.

 

[THE HCP]

Um, you flat out told me the bet was on.

LINK?

 

[THE HCP]

Mine. If we win 40, mine is closer.

SIGH.....

 

[jlprk]

I predicted 27 wins.

No one gave me shit about it because they like me more than they do HCP.

HCP is better than you at starting game threads.

How can I quantify this. For starting a game thread, Denny should pay Darkwebs $100. HCP should pay Denny $500, and you should pay Denny $1000.

 

[fumanchu]

Next season. Game 2.

 

[THE HCP]

^THIS dude

 

[BBert]

Can't be. After the team's brilliant drafting and brilliant moves this coming off season, and with continued player development, the Blazers will never at any time be below .500 next season.

 

[Blazinaway]

next year

 

[SlyPokerDog]

2018.

DOH!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My sauces say by the end of January, and the beat down of the T-puppies on the 31st.

Fire when ready.

Damn, you gotz gud sauces!

 

[riverman]

Damn, you gotz gud sauces!

I said just after the allstar break so I think it's a tie between me an Homer

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Game 2 of the 16-17 season

If you get any dumber, they're going to make you wear this in the truck.

 

[KingSpeed]

Oh, should I have said FIFTY-FIVE wins like you did? Who's prediction do you think will be closer?

Mine. If we go 13-15 the rest of the way, my prediction will have been closer than yours.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I said just after the allstar break so I think it's a tie between me an Homer

We will gain our rightful place in history. The guys that saw the genius of Crabbe, and saw the championship coming.
We're like less militant Alberto jrs.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

THIS is a quality-ass thread!

 

[riverman]

THIS is a quality-ass thread!

Homers in arms! ...and someone edits that in one...two....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Speaking of bets (I still think I'll win this one, even though I went back and couldn't find the post where we ever officially finalized said bet) MAGS still owes me a steak dinner from El Gaucho for last seasons bet he lost to me!

You lost.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Speaking of bets (I still think I'll win this one, even though I went back and couldn't find the post where we ever officially finalized said bet) MAGS still owes me a steak dinner from El Gaucho for last seasons bet he lost to me!

I thought you didn't bet? Or are you not going to pay Kingspeed until Mags takes you to the Trump inaugural dinner?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

So, we'll beat Denver and Utah to reach 15-20 at the end of the year. We'll then stretch the win streak to 6 with wins at Denver and home over Memphis. We'll drop the next three to LAC/GSW/OKC, but make that up in the next three (including breaking our eastern conference road losing streak), as well as giving us or 20th win before the all star break, winning Kingspeed his bet with HCP. We'll then split the ATL/WAS pair, and after beating the Lakers and Kings at home, we'll be 23-24 going into Nico's return to Portland on 1/29. We'll unfortunately drop that game, but we'll take Minny on the 31st, setting up another shot at .500 on the 2nd when the Bucks come to town. And that Groundhog's Day game will be the one that gets us to .500 for the first time since Veteran's Day.

That was exhausting.

Had we not laid an egg in Philadelphia, I would have been really close on this.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Had we not laid an egg in Philadelphia, I would have been really close on this.

Good call. I almost went for the Houston game before the break! But, I decided that wasn't optimistic enough and went a few games earlier.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Mods, sticky this thread for awesomeness.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Mods, sticky this thread for awesomeness.

No! If you want your Blazer porn on the front page you'll just have to keep bumping it.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

No! If you want your Blazer porn on the front page you'll just have to keep bumping it.

 

[Draco]

2017

Crow never tasted so good!

 

[KingSpeed]

Oh, should I have said FIFTY-FIVE wins like you did? Who's prediction do you think will be closer?

If we win one more game? Mine.

Speaking of bets (I still think I'll win this one, even though I went back and couldn't find the post where we ever officially finalized said bet) MAGS still owes me a steak dinner from El Gaucho for last seasons bet he lost to me!

So you admit there was a bet.

Crickets, just like I thought.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!