When You get Sexed Up and Whatnot.

[BrewCityBuck]

What are some do's and don't for you? Things you like and don't like. 1. No talking, I just don't like talking. Especially wierd dirty talk. 2. No clothes, take it all off, my old girldfriend always kept her shirt on and it annoyed the hell out of me, if you have a sock on, take it off. 3. Above the covers, most women like to keep hidden and stay under, which I don't really like. What do you guys like, or what bothers you? I'm sure Justice will have something interesting to bring up.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Justice-"Women are tools, just use them and throw em out"Right?

 

[LAZY]

Jewelry goes off. It pinches my arm hair

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jun 3 2007, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Jewelry goes off. It pinches my arm hair</div> Never had a problem with that, but remember Tony's story about his g/f's earing falling in the shower? If your underage, jewerly can be a disaster.

 

[Memphology]

Dont make weird faces, dont make animal noises, I like the socks on(I hate the way feet look). Dont throw yourself at me(you just gotta make it happen the right way, slutty chicks=huge turnoff). Smell good...everywhere.Ive never gone all the way...but those ^are must needs for other stuff.

 

[redneck]

No sex when she's on her mentral cycle, its f*cking gross as hell. I also don't like watersports, crystal plating, analingus or gross sh*t like that.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (redneck @ Jun 3 2007, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>No sex when she's on her mentral cycle, its f*cking gross as hell. I also don't like watersports, crystal plating, analingus or gross sh*t like that.</div>

 

[Chris]

I'm with BCB, above the covers = good.Smelling good is a must.And also obviously agree with Redneck.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

<span style="font-family:Arial">- When my girlfriend wants to keep her shirt on. It's fine if I have sex with you, but I can't see your boobs?- When she wants to get under the covers. It's way to hot to be under the covers, I hate doing it.- When she turns the lights off. - When she asks me to do stuff I'm not capable of doing. I'm not a gymnast, dammit!- When I want to do it, she doesn't. When she wants do do it, I don't.- When I get leg cramps.</span>

 

[Memphology]

It would suck if your girl got on here and read this...like the last time you talked about sex.lol

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Jun 3 2007, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial">- When my girlfriend wants to keep her shirt on. It's fine if I have sex with you, but I can't see your boobs?- When she wants to get under the covers. It's way to hot to be under the covers, I hate doing it.- When she turns the lights off. - When she asks me to do stuff I'm not capable of doing. I'm not a gymnast, dammit!- When I want to do it, she doesn't. When she wants do do it, I don't.- When I get leg cramps.</span></div>When would you ever NOT wanna.

 

[Memphology]

I have this thing for chicks with high socks...like those asian chicks or whatever. It translates into me having a thing for soccer girls...its sexy.Btw, did anybody else think Wade calling Barkley sexy sortve weird?

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>When would you ever NOT wanna.</div><span style="font-family:Arial">When I come home from a basketball game...</span>

 

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Jun 4 2007, 01:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial">When I come home from a basketball game...</span></div>
Pssshh, then you still got some of that adrenaline pumping. Tony, I've seen your girl... no excuses.

 

[Mobruler]

What's wrong with talk? I love it when my girlfriend talks. A good "Oh god... F*ck me... oooh oooh ... oh my god.. OOOH"That's the best.

 

[redneck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jun 4 2007, 02:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What's wrong with talk? I love it when my girlfriend talks. A good "Oh god... F*ck me... oooh oooh ... oh my god.. OOOH"That's the best.</div>Idealy you're pounding your girl from behind while she's munching her sisters box. that was always something I wanted to try with my ex, I'm sad to report I never succeeded in my dream.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Jun 3 2007, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial">- When my girlfriend wants to keep her shirt on. It's fine if I have sex with you, but I can't see your boobs?- When she wants to get under the covers. It's way to hot to be under the covers, I hate doing it.- When she turns the lights off. </span></div> I completely agree man.

 

[S_Gurad]

roleplaying -this is when its fine to talk-when she can work the stick while I lay backdont touch the ***hole

 

[yankshater213]

my bed is wicked small so we often use the floor...it helps that shes 5'2 and 105 pounds, but im 6 feet 195, and I fit perfectly on my bed alone and its way too cramped for anything with both of us on there. one thing that really pisses me off is that she stops when I get her off regardless of if ive gotten off or not. (honestly, yesterday was the first time she continued and got me off after I got her off)

 

[KCX]

Anal the F*ck out of her.

 

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Jun 4 2007, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>one thing that really pisses me off is that she stops when I get her off regardless of if ive gotten off or not.</div>
What a little sneak. Just shove that thing down her throat and tell her you mean business.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 4 2007, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What a little sneak. Just shove that thing down her throat and tell her you mean business.</div> CB32, thats the most perverted thing I've ever seen you post. :happy0144:

 

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jun 4 2007, 01:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB32, thats the most perverted thing I've ever seen you post. :happy0144:</div>
Well hey, if one of my boys is getting played by his woman, he needs to show her what's up. Yankshater, this is a new Man Law. :drunk:

 

[Memphology]

Women shouldnt get off before you unless your ALOT older.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

<span style="font-family:Arial">I wish I could get my girlfriend off before myself.</span> :ranting:

 

[Pacers fan forever]

So, how many people here are lying?

 

[redneck]

When you're banging your girl, just think of something else. seriously if you take you mind off the action, your stamina is a lot better. once she starts going off, refocus on the task at hand.

 

[gentile]

I'm into spanking more and more lately. I like to spank her through her tight jeans. Just turn her against the wall, take off my leather belt and go to work. Maybe stroke her a few times so she doesn't know when a blow is coming. I don't know why, but they always look at me with gratitude. Maybe they want to be punished for all they've gotten away with.Old man's lesson: If your girl brings this up as a joke, she's actually pretty serious and just doesn't want to put herself out there. That goes for anything. A woman's biggest fear is putting herself out there, and not getting the desired response.And sexually aggressive women. That doesn't mean loose women, just chicks that like sex and are eager to learn about my body and mind.

 

[yankshater213]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 4 2007, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well hey, if one of my boys is getting played by his woman, he needs to show her what's up. Yankshater, this is a new Man Law. :drunk:</div>I wouldnt call it getting played... it honestly takes me like 5 minutes to get her off, is not my fault though shes ridiculously horny last time we were together though she finished her job quite well, im looking forward to that happening in the future as well :happy0144:

 

[the_pestilence]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Jun 5 2007, 04:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>it honestly takes me like 5 minutes to get her off, is not my fault though shes ridiculously horny</div>or she's a good actor :happy0144: After all, 94% of women don't have vaginal orgasms.