Whiskey Dick

[BlazersBlood]

Confrestion time

 

[44Thrilla]

sorry to hear it

 

[Natebishop3]

What are we confresting?

 

[barfo]

What are we confresting?

It's not what, it's whom.

barfo

 

[Natebishop3]

It's not what, it's whom.

barfo

Not confresting anyone when you have whiskey dick.

 

[barfo]

Not confresting anyone when you have whiskey dick.

Exactly.

barfo

 

[44Thrilla]

it's been so long since I've been confrested

 

[Natebishop3]

it's been so long since I've been confrested

Your confresting obviously need some work.

 

[BlazersBlood]

I wasn't confresting or confessing. I was pretty lit and my wife said she was on the rag and I made a whiskey dick joke. I'm pretty sure I could still have gotten hard and got off if I tried to move in on her, but the room was spinning like a mofo when she turned the lights out.

 

[Natebishop3]

I wasn't confresting or confessing. I was pretty lit and my wife said she was on the rag and I made a whiskey dick joke. I'm pretty sure I could still have gotten hard and got off if I tried to move in on her, but the room was spinning like a mofo when she turned the lights out.

That's what they all say.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

whiskey makes me impossibly hard and unable to shoot rocks, crack makes me unable to perform though

 

[Mamba]

This thread jinxed me. God damn it. I whisky dick'd last night.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

did he at least finger bang you?

 

[Mamba]

Tossed some salad.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

the bomb.