Who's the Republican Nominee?

[barfo]

Gonna be Trump, Cruz, or other?

Want to know who you think will be nominated, not who you want to be nominated.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I hope it's Cruz just to watch the shitshow on Mags' Twitter.

 

[Aly]

If it is not Trump will there really be a republican party left?

 

[Denny Crane]

Ted Cruz is the Tea Party candidate.

https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/01/tea-party-patriots-endorses-cruz

Unfortunately, he's also the religious right's candidate.

 

[e_blazer]

If it is not Trump will there really be a republican party left?

If it is Trump, will there really be a Republican Party left?

 

[e_blazer]

The only candidate left that I would vote for in either party is Kasich and he's got no realistic path to the nomination.

Hello write-in.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Paul Ryan Rules Out Run for President

WASHINGTON — After a month of speculation and pleas ranging from the comic to the mildly desperate, Speaker Paul D. Ryan held an unusually formal news conference Tuesday afternoon to rule out once and for all, he said, his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president.

“Let me be clear,” Mr. Ryan said. “I do not want nor will I accept the nomination of our party.” He added that he had a message for convention delegates: “If no candidate has the majority on the first ballot, I believe you should only turn to a person who has participated in the primary. Count me out.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/us/politics/paul-ryan-to-ruleout-run-for-president-aide-says.html

 

[barfo]

Paul Ryan Rules Out Run for President

WASHINGTON — After a month of speculation and pleas ranging from the comic to the mildly desperate, Speaker Paul D. Ryan held an unusually formal news conference Tuesday afternoon to rule out once and for all, he said, his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president.

“Let me be clear,” Mr. Ryan said. “I do not want nor will I accept the nomination of our party.” He added that he had a message for convention delegates: “If no candidate has the majority on the first ballot, I believe you should only turn to a person who has participated in the primary. Count me out.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/us/politics/paul-ryan-to-ruleout-run-for-president-aide-says.html

Well, I guess it's going to be Ryan then. I was thinking he might not run but this makes it clear he is all-in.

barfo

 

[Stevenson]

No way it's not Trump. Good news for Hillary.

The only downside will be having to listen to Denny and MarAzul bitch about her for the next 4 years

 

[Denny Crane]

No way it's not Trump. Good news for Hillary.

The only downside will be having to listen to Denny and MarAzul bitch about her for the next 4 years

More like you'll be posting how the numerous new crimes and scandals surrounding those crimes are hot air.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No way it's not Trump. Good news for Hillary.

The only downside will be having to listen to Denny and MarAzul bitch about her for the next 4 years

If Hillary is elected Denny is going to move the site to Mexico.

DeportesDos!

 

[Denny Crane]

 

[stampedehero]

The only candidate left that I would vote for in either party is Kasich and he's got no realistic path to the nomination.

Hello write-in.

I agree. He actually is the one candidate without dirt. He governed Ohio and knows how shitty the political structure is and how you have to pan handle others for a result. Trump is a wild man who doesn't fit in the club and would be isolated because politics infuses everything including our employment.

 

[barfo]

Trump: My penis is much bigger than yours, Bill. And so are my hands!
Bill: Yeah, but my hair is real.
Hillary (thinks): Someday, I'm going to divorce Bill, marry Donald, and we'll run together for President and VP.
Melania: I don't understand what anyone is saying, ha ha!

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

That photo looks more like Donald is saying, "No, Bill, I did not agree to swap wives tonight even if you do let me use the Lincoln bedroom."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Scientists recently did a study on the effects the right side and left side of a brain had on counting. They first took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.

He says, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10".

They put the left half back in and removed the right half, asking him to count to 10 again.

He says "1, 3, 5, 7, 9".

Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain. They again asked him to count to 10 one more time.

He says, "Look. I'm great at counting to 10, ok? I love numbers and I have the best numbers. No one has better numbers than I do. My 4th grade math teacher - and let me tell you, she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time - my 4th grade math teacher said to me that I am the best counter she's ever seen. The best. So if you want me to count to 10, let me tell you I can count to 10 alright. That's no problem. I will do it. I will. And I will do it better than any has ever done it before, ok?"

 

[speeds]

 

[theprunetang]

"Mmmm. I just love this invisible sandwich. I have McDonald's make it special for me. It's called the Big Ted."

 

[e_blazer]

"Trump's asshole is THIS big."

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Who fucking cares? Really.

I want the country to get fixed. I want a triumvirate of jlprk, Barfo, and 3RA1N1AC with SPD as their bitch secretary. Give them total dictatorial power and make every infraction, littering and above, a capital offense. Let's clean this place up!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who fucking cares? Really.

I want the country to get fixed. I want a triumvirate of jlprk, Barfo, and 3RA1N1AC with SPD as their bitch secretary. Give them total dictatorial power and make every infraction, littering and above, a capital offense. Let's clean this place up!

I want to be ambassador to Fiji.

 

[theprunetang]

I just want to be mayor of Prune Hill when the ice melts.

 

[crandc]

No way it's not Trump. Good news for Hillary.

The only downside will be having to listen to Denny and MarAzul bitch about her for the next 4 years

You don't have to listen, you know.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

If trump wins my buddy Shitface might be getting an ambassadorship. Wants Vatican City.

 

[theprunetang]

Gross. Can't unthink the thoughts I have thought.

 

[Denny Crane]

HuffPost says it'll be Kasich/Rubio.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-abramson/john-kasich-will-be-the-r_b_9638598.html

A Kasich/Rubio ticket would appeal to both mainstream Republicans (Kasich) and Tea Partiers (Rubio), to both white and Latino voters, to younger voters who want to see someone relatively young on the ticket, to those looking for a ticket whose members run the gamut from executive to legislative experience at both the state and federal levels, and to those who believe all members of a presidential ticket should hail from a major battleground state.

If all of the above occurs, as the conventional wisdom seems to now suggest it will, and the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, she’ll begin the general election campaign down by double-digits to a man she hasn’t polled well against for eight months or more — basically since the beginning of the 2016 race

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

HuffPost says it'll be Kasich/Rubio.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-abramson/john-kasich-will-be-the-r_b_9638598.html

A Kasich/Rubio ticket would appeal to both mainstream Republicans (Kasich) and Tea Partiers (Rubio), to both white and Latino voters, to younger voters who want to see someone relatively young on the ticket, to those looking for a ticket whose members run the gamut from executive to legislative experience at both the state and federal levels, and to those who believe all members of a presidential ticket should hail from a major battleground state.

If all of the above occurs, as the conventional wisdom seems to now suggest it will, and the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, she’ll begin the general election campaign down by double-digits to a man she hasn’t polled well against for eight months or more — basically since the beginning of the 2016 race

I'd vote for them. Kasich is the best guy running.