Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Celtics edition

[Mediocre Man]

It's back and better than ever. I am now missing almost 1/10 of my original self and we are giving away and taking away points like it's candy. Good luck to everyone

Standings
Riverman 1 (65) Fuck him and his asinine name
Andalusion 1 (65) +1 A twofer is always a good play
Ptld platypus 1 (60) +2 There is a lot in this one. WABC and Presidents from the 1800's. Love it
MM 1 (59) +2 I feel good about mine
Sly 1 (59) +2 As a Raiders fan, I understand the conundrum with both he and Herbert
Hoop Guru 1 (58) +2 Only worth one until you snuck the word sterile into the game
Quatro 1 (56) +2 Big fan of pictures, and Rae Dawn Chong was a total babe, back in the day
Phat 0 (53)
blazerkor 1 (40) +3 FUCK CANCER IS RIGHT
crandc 1 (33) +1 I don't even like beer, so Coors is trash automatically
RR7 1 (33) +2 Fuck all of them, indeed
SheedSoNasty 1 (32) +2 Yes!!! This is how you play the game
e_blazer 1 (29) +2 I think this is the first measurement blame. I love it
Lawai’a 1 (27) +1 Unlike the NBA, the NHL is a glorious sport. Pick yourself up off the ice and play the fuck on
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 1 (12) +2 Strong, strong entry
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Eastoff 1 (9) +1 Being late is the worst
Wook 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (6)
BlazerBeav 0 (6)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I expect Jrue to put the clamps on our guards, so we can blame Dame for that.

And Jaylen Brown was drafted with a pick they got from the Nets in exchange for Garnett, whom they acquired in a deal which included Sebastian Telfair, so we can obviously blame Brandon Roy for his presence on the Celtics.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame cream pies.

 

[crandc]

Leprechaun of course.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I expect Jrue to put the clamps on our guards, so we can blame Dame for that.

And Jaylen Brown was drafted with a pick they got from the Nets in exchange for Garnett, whom they acquired in a deal which included Sebastian Telfair, so we can obviously blame Brandon Roy for his presence on the Celtics.

Roy is the worst

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame that asshole Francis Pettygrove. We could have been Boston had Ara Lovejoy won the 2 out of 3 coin toss. And can we just have all coin flips fuck right off? Portland calling tails and losing out on Hakeem to pair with Drexler and keeping Jordan from winning multiple titles is also awful. So FUCK coin flips, Francis Pettygrove and Ara Lovejoy. I hated that fuck Tommy Heinsohn when he announced games as well.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Roy is the worst

I won't say that I was blatantly pandering to our illustrious host by including #7 in my post, but I also won't say that I wasn't. You get to be the judge of that (of course)

 

[Quatro44]

The Perla brothers and many associates for shaving points.

 

[andalusian]

It's my oldest birthday tomorrow and my youngest might be in attendance (assuming NU gives her tickets which, they sometime do). I am sure she will be distracted celebrating her sibling's birthday and will thus not cheer as she should - which could, potentially, lead to a Blazers loss.

In other words, it's my irresistible sex appeal that is to fault. Sorry gals and guys, sometimes you have to play the hand given to you.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I blame the idiot who traded away Marcus Smart. No better name in the NBA to say with a Boston accent.

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame that infamous BITE 41 years ago. That ass hole Tree Rollins bit the shit out of, the Greatest Athlete to ever come out of the State of Oregon, Danny Boy1

 

[Mediocre Man]

It's my oldest birthday tomorrow and my youngest might be in attendance (assuming NU gives her tickets which, they sometime do). I am sure she will be distracted celebrating her sibling's birthday and will thus not cheer as she should - which could, potentially, lead to a Blazers loss.

In other words, it's my irresistible sex appeal that is to fault. Sorry gals and guys, sometimes you have to play the hand given to you.

Blaming you own sex appeal is strong

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame that infamous BITE 41 years ago. That ass hole Tree Rollins bit the shit out of, the Greatest Athlete to ever come out of the State of Oregon, Danny Boy1

I’ll take Ashton Eaton for $1000, Alex

 

[Hoopguru]

I’ll take Ashton Eaton for $1000, Alex

He's not a scratch golfer, All State @ football, basketball & Baseball. Award winning swimmer and tennis player. But hell yeah Ashton is deserving as well!!!!

 

[blazerkor]

I blame the ghost of Red Auerbach. How the fuck are these Celtics always so goddam good?!? For the longest time it was easy, you just blamed Red and guess what, I still do. His ghost has every ball bouncing their way. If it weren't for Red's ghost we'd be favored to win tomorrow... but alas Auerbach's aura has us as huge underdogs.

 

[e_blazer]

I have to go with Pritchard. Dude is so small that the leprechauns have adopted him as one of their own. Every three is lucky charmed.

 

[lawai'a]

I BLAME CATWOMAN

 

[RR7]

I blame the doofus capital of Indiana, French Lick.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Well there you have it. The Blazers lost to a real team and got back to being the bitches they truly are. Thank you all for playing and good luck going forward

Standings
Andalusion 1 (69) +3 Love the sex appeal blame
Riverman 0 (65)
Ptld platypus 1 (63) +2 Fuck Brandon Roy
Sly 1 (63) +3 Not sure what Mrs HCP has to do with any of this, but ok
MM 1 (62) +2 Loved mine. You all need to step the fuck up
Hoop Guru 1 (61) +2 for the reference, but Ashton Eaton IS the greatest athlete to come out of Oregon
Quatro 1 (59) +2 Going deep for this one. It would have been more points, but you made me look up the Perla brothers
Phat 0 (53)
blazerkor 1 (43) +2 Red was always so damn full of himself
crandc 1 (36) +2 They are all bitches. Especially that little Lucky. Fuck him
RR7 1 (36) +2 For that fucking town and anyone who hails from it
SheedSoNasty 1 (35) +2 Loved the smaht pahk commercials with Captain America, Jim Halpert and Debbie Downer
e_blazer 1 (32) +2 You were actually right. Too bad we don't give a shit about that
Lawai’a 1 (30) +2 The fuck did poor Catwoman do?
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Eastoff 0 (9)
Wook 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (6)
BlazerBeav 0 (6)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)