Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Jazz edition

[Mediocre Man]

We are back and better than some days. You all know the rules....ish. Humor me and win valuable....to someone I'm sure, prizes

Standings
Everything beagle 1 (7)
Quatro 1 (6)
MM 1 (6)
Riverman 1 (6)
Andalusion 1 (6)
Dozer 1 (5)
Ptld platypus 0 (5)
Lawai’a 0 (4)
Irish Trader 1 (4)
Mick Zagger 1 (4) +1 for the Ewe Blab reference
Sly 1 (3)
Cugel 0 (3)
Wook 0 (3)
crandc 0 (3)
Eastoff 0 (3)
Phat 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Chris Craig 0 (2)
Ironman 0 (2)
Kano John 1 (1)
Blazerfan11 1 (1)
Hoop Guru 1 (1)
jlprk 0 (1) +1 for participating in the game....sort of
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-1) he didn’t play , but this is for his ridiculous win by 9 bullshit
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[lawai'a]

 

[MickZagger]

Ben Handlogten is the ghost of the Blazers past

 

[Mediocre Man]

Ben Handlogten is the ghost of the Blazers past

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Joel Przybilla out scored this fool. No bonus points

 

[STOMP]

Is there a less fitting name between community and their team then the Utah Jazz? Okay, the Los Angeles Lakers might be raising their hands, but regardless the blame falls squarely on the shoulders of the Jazz

STOMP

 

[riverman]

I’m blaming Eugene native son Danny Ainge for fleecing the league every off season

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[andalusian]

Karl Malone

 

[Quatro44]

Since he is getting some playing time now, Jabari Walker.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I’m going with the actual Great Salt Lake. I mean why the fuck is a lake salty? A terminal lake…..are they fucking serious? Complete horse shit

 

[Cugel]

mos def Billups by playing the vets 30+ mins against a blatantly tanking team

 

[Phatguysrule]

mos def Billups by playing the vets 30+ mins against a blatantly tanking team

So we can win by 4

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Ant will anger everyone by dominating the ball and the shots.

 

[blazerfan11]

 

[Dozer]

The blame will go to the Mile high Salt lake air. Frigid and piercing, it will chill the players into another loss.


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[MickZagger]

Karl Malone

Jeff Malone

 

[andalusian]

Jeff Malone

At least you didn't say Post Malone

 

[MickZagger]

At least you didn't say Post Malone

Another Utah legend!

 

[MickZagger]

Joel Przybilla out scored this fool. No bonus points

Dammit!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I’m going with the actual Great Salt Lake. I mean why the fuck is a lake salty? A terminal lake…..are they fucking serious? Complete horse shit

Funny you should ask, this was in the question section of this month's Smithsonian Magazine.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Matt Damon

 

[Chris Craig]

This one is a whole team fuck up

 

[Everything Beagle]

I'm sorry I didn't participate in this one; I wasn't feeling good.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Well this was a delightful bitch session. Sharpe had a lot of votes. Ant had a lot of votes. Ayton had a lot of votes. The whole entire team had a lot of votes. Just the vets had a lot of votes. Cronin had votes. Chauncey had votes. This one really brought out the bitching in all of us and for that I’m thankful. But there can only be one ultimate bitch and tonight‘s bitch of the night is DeAndre Ayton. Congratulations to him for being a huge bitch, congratulations to all who played this magnificent game, and congratulations to everything beagle for his Epstein‘s mother’s note on why he missed the game

Standings
Everything beagle 0 (8) +1 for Epstein's mother excuse
Quatro 1 (7)
MM 1 (7)
Riverman 1 (7)
Andalusion 1 (7)
Dozer 1 (6)
Ptld platypus 1 (6)
Lawai’a 1 (5)
Mick Zagger 1 (5)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Sly 1 (4) +1 for blaming an entire religion and risking a holy war
Cugel 1 (4)
Phat 1 (4)
Chris Craig 1 (4) +1 For actually calling out these bums
Wook 0 (3)
crandc 0 (3)
Eastoff 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Ironman 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 1 (2) He could have been right, but I can't see the image
Kano John 0 (1)
Hoop Guru 0 (1)
jlprk 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2) For his ridiculous defense of Sharpe in this game
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[Mediocre Man]

At least you didn't say Post Malone

would have received bonus points

 

[Rastapopoulos]

We all know ultimate responsibility lies with James Naismith

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly 1 (4) +1 for blaming an entire religion and risking a holy war

Amen!