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Mediocre Man

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We have a 3 way tie going into the final game. Who is going step up and make me laugh the most? Who is going to take home the coveted prize and be crowned champion? Good luck and thank you all for playing this asinine game. I hope you all had some kicks and giggles

Standings
Hoop Guru 1 (114) A cunt to be sure
Andalusion 1 (114) +2 Sourdough seems out there, but I'll never eat it again in solidarity with you, brother
Ptld platypus 1 (114) +3 Will and his non relative Bobby are both pricks. Blue velvet my ass. What kind of twisted shit was he into?
MM 1 (112) +3 Ranger Vicky is one of the great characters in cinematic history
Riverman 1 (109) +2 Stotts had his issues, but was it him or Dame that was the main cause? Inquiry minds
Sly 1 (107) +2 It was a damn catchy jingle though
Quatro 1 (104) +2 You and your Ladyboy escapades is your own business
Phat 1 (104) +2 I support attacking fellow posters.
crandc 1 (84) +2 I'm gonna hold off on bashing San Francisco too much so I don't accidentally get cancelled. You know me, Mr. politically correct. But ya, fuck that place
blazerkor 1 (83) +2 Greedy bitches.....All of them
e_blazer 1 (74) +2 What about Karl Malden and Michael Douglas?
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 0 (55)
Ironman 1 (24) +3 Lame answer, but you actually got it right. So both congrats and do fucking better
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (18)
BoBoBrewski 1 (15) +3 for common sense
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Stomp 1 (4) +2 Odd time to try and mount a comeback, but I support you and hope your strategy works out
Sloth 0 (4)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Lame answer and you spelled wrong. Stotts has forgotten more about coaching than Billups will ever know. Great effort though, and I am rooting for you to get out of negative numbers
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
 
My sister.

Whenever she thought a particular outfit made her rear and look too big, she said it made her ass "look like an army tank". And so every time people on S2 talk about tanking, I think if my sister and her ridiculous comparison of her ass, which actually isn't that big, to an army tank.
 
Jack Slater. Last game of the season so of course the blame falls on the last action hero.
 
I blame Lou Adler. When I was younger I thought this morherfucker was Donald Sutherland. So fuck you, Lou Adler. You and your production of fantastic music back in the day and now just living stress free off all your royalties, hanging out courtside at Laker games and genuinely just pissing me the fuck off.

ps
Your boy Kiefer is a little bitch
 
I blame ennui, a fancy French word imported into English, and basically meaning boredom induced by who gives a shit.
 
The Lakers organization for trying to tank against the Blazers when Nico Harrison already gifted them an all-NBA superstar to play next to their aging superstar.
 
I blame one of the cheapest shots in NBA history, when Andy Bynum threw an elbow at Barrera while driving to the hoop. What a dirty prick. And to think Bynum was almost a zer!
 
I blame the Labrea tarpits for acting like there's a lake in Los Angeles at all. It's not only acting like a lake...it's acting like a lake in black face makeup!
 
I'm blaming Jeanie Buss.

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She's entirely too hot and too smart and in too prime of a location for dorky Paul Allen or his frumpy sister to ever compete with.

Fuck you, Jeanie Buss.
 
I will find fault in the San Andreas. That motherfucker has caused a lot of damage. Also that movie was fucking terrible. Stop shaking shit up San Andreas, none of us like it and as a result I think everyone can agree with the sentiment of, fuck you Andreas... I'm officially revoking your sainthood, you're the worst and may god not have mercy on your soul.
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Well that was the final game. I think I'm going to go into the offseason a bit. If you all hate that idea, then we can have a discussion as to what you think I should do.....Oh wait. Go fuck yourselves. We are doing it. Whose fault will it be: Draft lottery edition? Whose fault will it be: Draft edition?

Standings
Hoop Guru 1 (117) +2 Bynum was always a little bitch.
Andalusion 1 (117) +2 I fucking hate them
MM 1 (115) +2 I like this one more than 2 points, but you'll all bitch about it
Ptld platypus 0 (114)
Riverman 1 (112) +2 Tar pits as a tourist attraction has always blown my mind
Sly 1 (108) +0 You'll get nothing, and like it
Quatro 1 (107) +2 Jack Slater is a great cinematic name
Phat 1 (107) +2 Jody>>>>>Jeanie. Wait, that can't be right?
crandc 1 (87) +2 I've never liked your sister. No one does, actually.
blazerkor 1 (86) +2 San Andreas had two hot chicks in it though
e_blazer 1 (78) +3 Humor and knowledge in one post. Love it
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 0 (55)
Ironman 0 (24)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (18)
BoBoBrewski 0 (15)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Stomp 0 (4)
Sloth 0 (4)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
 
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