Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Magic edition

[Mediocre Man]

I blame the parents of former and still occasional Blazer commentator Orlando Bloom for naming their son after a city in Florida!

Fuck him +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Have to go with Cran on this one. Mickey Mouse for fucking everything up. Fucked up Star Wars, fucked up Marvel, perpetual copyright laws, and I'm not sure how, but I'm sure they are the root behind fucking up Blazers Broadcasting.

Fuck rodents in general.

Rodents are the worse +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

I once had a cat named Orlando. Not from the city, from As You Like It.

+2 Great play

 

[Mediocre Man]

Hasbro for fucking with Magic the Gathering. Fuck big corp.

+1 always

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame that bitch Orlando Reeves for dying in the Seminole wars so they changed the name from Jernigan to honor that fuck . Go Jernigan Magic

+2 for going deep

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Shakespeare and Orlando deBoys. Without him, maybe they'd be called the Gatlin Guns or something cooler

Solid +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Jeff “the Librarian” Turner

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+2 for always being random

 

[Mediocre Man]

Chauncey's fault. He will play all the vets he can for 35 min. Asinine

Logical +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

I’m adding a second entry since MM wouldn’t hesitate to buck any rule and say I’m blaming the expiration of Disneys copywrite laws for the crappy Disney figures that will now be sold by bad artists all over the world with misprinted captions like Mishey Moose

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